This is just a random collection of quotes that I've come across in my travels through life and the internet. Some are deep and some are funny. The big text are ones I like a lot. They are color coded for your convenience.
To love... is nothing. To be loved... is something. To love and be loved... that's everything.
Thou shalt not crap in thine armor.
Second, internet people are crazy bat-s**t. You should know this. Some are just stupid. In fact, most are.
SWEEEEET. MY WORDS ARE IMMORTALIZED IN YOUR CRAPPER.
I don't know why love has to be so flawed.
I would rather be HATED for who I AM, than LOVED for who I'm NOT!
OH TARDMUFFINS!
These days the real monsters are all human.
Does this hand carved rosewood living room set with silk cushions and marble accents somehow displease you?
Dozens of young children sacrificed an elementary education to work in factories so that YOU could enjoy the beauty and magnificence of my ancient culture.
Shall I commence a google enhanced full cavity search on him?
What are you talking about? The one thing I got from my relationship with a clown is the ability to twist whimsical novelty balloons into wiener dog shapes.
Simple; get another wife.... or two. My father had four... If he was in the doghouse with one he'd be fine with the other three.... it was a perfect system.
Get this whole thing on tape.... by this time tomorrow this fool's behavior will be seen everywhere on earth.
Kevin? A hero? I'm phoning Hell; I want my snowballs back.
Game development is like pregnancy.... you can't just throw money at it to speed things up... it happens at its own pace.
A man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
It is not what you look at, but what you see.
A woman, especially, if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse.
Whatever a man's age may be, he can reduce it by several years by putting a flower in his buttonhole.
Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.
Our life is frittered away by detail.... simplify, simplify.
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
A shaft of lightning burns your a** and you call that god?
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie; lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal; steal away from bad company. If you must cheat; cheat death. If you must drink; drink in the moments that take your breath away.
He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.
Have you ever tried going mad without power? No one listens to you.
Once every 4.2 seconds a man says something stupid that a woman hears and punishes him for. Once every 6.3 seconds a man says something stupid that another man hears and punishes him for.
I cannot take it any longer, Carla. I cannot hide the crazy a minute longer. And the worst part is Paul is this sweet, perfect guy who actually wants to take things slow with me and I'm just this big mountain of coocoo who is about to erupt and spew molten crazy all over him and he's gonna die like this *holds up both hands and looks petrified and terrified*
You know, I'm sorry but I think life is just too short to spend your time working some place where people don't crap their pants at the mere sight of you.
But here's the point: you might find out that that thing you hate so much is the very same thing you miss when it's gone.
I think what Garfunkel here is trying to say is that you should all take a second, think seriously about what's really bothering you, and then have a big group unbunching of your panties.
Failing to value the lives of others cheapens your own.
Children have nightmares while sleeping. Adults wake up to them.
Real strength means knowing the lives of others are more important than your own.
No matter where I hide morning finds me. It's so bright, like it's dissolving me. Inside and out, I am his shadow. That's it... That's why I can't have anything.
This is your enemy. That is your enemy. This one without a doubt is your enemy. The enemy of the people is your enemy as well. Ahh, but do you not yet see, that this is the easy answer? Words from those who look without seeing. Perhaps that is the real enemy.
There are none so blind as those who won't see.
No problems in a peaceful world, so he starts wars because he's bored.
I feel like a fish scaling a mountain.
Why search for the sun's light in a forest cloaked in shadow?
Night crawled across the sky like a black cat with phosphorus dandruf.
Know what? I love bunnies. They toil not. Neither do they bark. Henceforth and from now on I decree that whenever something bad happens to me there shall be bunnies around. So it shall be written.
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