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Continued Stupidity PART 11 |
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Sam: "Now... We can just... buy you a new guita--"
Erik: "You can't just BUY a new one!! My guitar was MINE!! It's like-... like a brother to me!! You can just BUY one!! Your even sicker than the b****** who smashed my guitar!"
Sam: "Okay okay, calm down, it was just a suggestion! @_@"
Raven: *kneels down beside Aaron and sighs* "... Why me? gonk ... iiiick. >_<" *taps him a few times on the shoulder*
Aaron: @_@ "I--... You... you-- gonk " *coughs and closes his eyes again*
Raven: "I didn't know Erik hit that hard... sorry Aaron." *doesn't really know what else to say, and backs away slowly*
Aaron: " sad Yeah... I figured that'd be the most I could get." *curls up slowly, holding his bloody face in pain*
Raven: "Well I said I was sorry. u_u"
Aaron: " crying Please stop breaking my heart gonk I just don't think I can't take it anymore!
Raven: *reads his mind* "All's fair in love and war. u_u"
Aaron: *sobs* gonk
Erik: "Hey, that f** is awake!! I'LL KILL HIM!!"
Sam: "I SAID COOL IT!!" *slaps him*
Erik: stare "Watch it, b****..."
Raven: "Well um... <_< We found the pants thief... what were we supposed to do after that? sweatdrop "
Sam: "Errmmm... Beat him with in an inch of his life?"
Erik: " neutral "
Raven: "Aaaactually I don't think that was it. sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop More like... Just... leave... <_<"
Erik: *stares* "You know... it's only fair that I give you something to wear before you leave. cool "
Raven: o.o *moves backwards*
Erik: " xp But... hot d***... you look so much cuter like this. xd "
Raven: mad *slaps him*
Erik: *rubs the side of his face painfully* ".... Hmm... twice in five minutes.... Oh well... Nice ***, sweetheart. xd "
Raven: scream scream *SLAP*
Aaron: "If I could move I'd rip your f***ing head off, Erik!! YOU LEAVE RAVEN ALONE!! scream " *cringes in pain, still holding his bloody head*
Erik: "Oh no, the Smurf is going to kick my ***? I'm scared now. cool Would the Smurf be angry with me if I did something... like this?! twisted " *tackle-glomp Raven*
Aaron: scream scream "LET HER GOOO!!"
Raven: "GET THE F*** OFF ME, ERIK!! scream " *
Sam: "... neutral I'm confused. I thought--"
Aaron: "GET THE HELL OFF RAVEN OR I'LL... I'LL... stressed RRRRR!!! I'LL F***ING KILL YOU!!!" *still can barely even sit up*
Erik: "Ooo, I'm shaking in my effing booties. cool " *licks Raven some more*
Raven: " scream GEEEET OOOOOOFF!!!!"
Erik: "Just relax, sweetheart. I'm not gonna f***ing hurt ya. cool " *keeps licking*
Raven: "F*** RELAXING!!! scream "
Erik: "Interesting. cool "
Sam: "Okay, yeah. You guys... just... The hell with me. u_u" *no one even knows she's there*
Aaron: "AND STOP LICKING HER!" *tries getting to his feet*
Erik: "Make me. cool After all, it just worked so well last time." *stands Raven up with him and holds her as if she was a hostage, then pushes Raven behind him points a gun at her*
Raven: "Is it just me, or what... stare "
Sam: "He just wants trouble, Aaron, don't listen to him >_>... But then... you aren't even listening to me. stare "
Aaron: "RRRR!!! scream " *is about to rush over, though he's bleeding like hell, but doesn't want Raven to get shot-ed-ed*
Erik: "She's pretty f***ing hot, isn't she Aaron? xd I can't get over that, I mean, for being the thieving little street rat that she is."
Sam: "Erik, get your *** over here!!"
Aaron: "STOP!! STOP IT, YOU *** HOLE!! YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT, MAN!!"
Erik: "Yeeeaaaah." *nods* "So come fight me, b**** boy."
Raven: "Why do I have to be the center of all this f***ing s***?! SSDD!!! stressed "
Sam: scream *stomps over to them and kicks Erik in the crotch* "LISTEN TO ME, GOD D*** IT!!! stressed "
Erik: stressed *lets go of Raven and bends over in pain* "OH, YOU CRAZY B****, SAM!!" stressed
Sam: "I may be a b****, Erik, but I'm not crazy. u_u"
Raven: *is glad that Erik is so easily repelled, but then, is shocked at Sam* "... Sammeh... fo' real? o__o"
Sam: "You're retarded, Raven. u_u" *flicks Erik and makes him fall over on the ground and cringe*
Aaron: "Raven!! gonk " *runs up and throws his arms around her* "Did he hurt you?! Are you okay?!"
Raven: " stare Well... I... would be... if.... you... got the HELL OFF ME!! scream "
Aaron: *backs up quickly* sad Oh woe is me, for I love in vain. cry
Erik: ">.o You won't get away with this. stressed "
Sam: "Who won't get away with it?! Me?! You better MARCH back to that stage and stay there, do you here me?!
Erik: " stare D*** it, Sammy, I--"
Sam: "I said MARCH!! scream " *rears back to kick him again*
Erik: "Alright, already! Ya stupid f***ing b**** stare ..." *gets up slowly and heads off for the rock stage*
Aaron: *stares at Raven* o.o heart *drool*
Raven: " stressed WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! scream " *slaps him too*
Aaron: " sweatdrop I can help it. sad " *is caught; turns and keeps his eyes on the ground*
Sam: " neutral ... Raven... you're not that bright, are you?"
Raven: "You wanna piece of me, beyotch?! scream "
Sam: "u_u No. I mean... you're wearing a coat. Hello. Duh." *rolls eyes*
Raven: "What? o-o..." *looks at the coat* "... neutral Oh yeah. Why didn't I think of that...? sweatdrop " *ties the coat around her waste, as a semi skirt-y thing like Sam's* " neutral ... It's... gonna have to do."
Aaron: "Can I look yet? o.o"
Raven: "Rrrrrrrrr....RRRRRRR!! AARON YOU PIECE 'A S***!!! stressed scream "
Aaron: *winces* "no no no! That's not what I meant!! gonk "
Erik: stare *sits down on the stage and eats marshmallows*
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Billie Joe: "And.. and... and... My lawn mower is cooler and than your lawn mower, I bet."
Me: " stare Don't care." *keeps walking without looking back at the ghost following her*
Billie Joe: "And I bet my rocking chair is... is better than yours!"
Me: " stare I still don't care." *keeps going*
Billie Joe: "My cherries are even better than your cherries!" *bites Pirate's shoulder* domokun
Me: "OKAY!! I KNOW!! AAAAALL your stuff is better than mine!! I GET IT ALREADY!! scream " *pulls him off her shoulder* "NOOO TALKING!!"
Billie Joe: "Fine. cool Then I'll sing."
Me: "No!! NO DON'T!! NOT THAT!! eek "
Billie Joe: "Yes. That." *clears throat, guitar appears in his ghosty hands* "Don't wanna be an American idiot!... Don't want a nation under the new media."
Me: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD stressed "
Billie Joe: *flies in circles around me* "And can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mindf*** America. cool "
Me: "You're driving me crazy!! With your stupid god awful songs!! scream "
Billie Joe: *stops for a second* "Okay, I can live with that. cool But... answer me this. If you say our band is just soooooo bad... then how come we're like... one of THE most popular bands EVER? HMM?"
Sindarin: "Yeeeaaaah!! PIRATE. Why? cool "
Me: ".................. Meh. stare I don't have to answer your foolish questions. u_u"
Billie Joe: "AHA!" domokun *points*
Me: "Wait a second; how did Sinder get here?!"
Sindarin: ">_> ... Plot device, Ms. Pirate." *perches on Billie Joe's shoulder*
Me: "Plot device my butt, I'm writing this effing story. u_u"
Billie Joe: "This is my minion--err friend, Sindarin."
Me: "YOUR friend?!"
Sindarin: ">_>"
Billie Joe: "Yeah. You gotta problem with that? HUH?!" *raises fists and floats up a little more* domokun
Me: "Sinder is MY friend!! scream "
Sindarin: "I could be both your friends <_<...
Me and Billie Joe: "SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!"
Sindarin: "Meep. o_o"
Billie Joe: "It's too late Pirate!! SINDER IS MINE!!"
Me: "I DON'T THINK SO!!!"
Sindarin: "<_<;;;;;"
Billie Joe: "You suck. cool " *bends down from the air so he's at the same height as Pirate* "And what are you going to do about it? cool "
Me: "RRRRRRRRRRRR!!! scream "
Sindarin: "I'm just gonna... go... <_< over there now. >_>" *starts running*
Me and Billie Joe: "o__o" "o__o"
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David: "Look look!! I think my eyes are turning yellow!! gonk " *runs around in circles as if his head was on fire*
Bam: "For the last time. You're NOT a vampi---" *stops and thinks* "... Waaaait. cool "
???: "I really don't have time for this."
Bam: "Just stick around and help me with something. It's gonna be fun! cool "
???: " neutral .... Err... Alright I'll stay. .... Against my better judgement..."
Bam: "Ad'a boy!" *searches around in his pockets for some duct tape*
David: "... What are you going to do to me...? o_o"
Bam: "We're gonna figure out whether your a real Vampire or not, that's all. u_u"
David: "Why am I afraid? >_>"
???: "I don't believe I understand what--"
Bam: "u_u Just shut up and help me." *starts taping David to a boulder*
David: "I'm gonna die, I'm gonna diiiiie!! gonk "
Bam: "Just shut up. See, here's the plan. Vampires can't die from being crushed, can they? So, we'll tape you on this rock, drop you off a cliff and smash you under this huge boulder. If you live, then you're a Vampire and we'll have to drive a stake through your heart. But if you die, then you're human! smile See how easy that is?"
David: "YOU'RE INSANE!"
???: "Allow me to point out a slight flaw in your plan, Brandon. >_>"
Bam: "Wait wait wait. Excuse me... what did you just say...? stare "
???: "Brandon. That is your name, isn't it...?"
Bam: "DIE!! scream " *punches ??? in stomach*
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To be continued >_>
 PirateElf · Mon Feb 28, 2005 @ 04:20pm · 0 Comments |
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