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Continued Stupidity PART 10 |
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Billie Joe: *sitting around a camp fire* "Make sure the sand is just right. Not to wet, and not to dry... Or else it might get kind of tricky. Then add some shells, and decorate your creation."
Me: *building a sand castle* "... Oh, you're so wise -.- .... Pfft. ...Hey! Do you know how to make your own Popsicles?!"
Billie Joe: "Yes! First you need some punch--"
Me: "Man, I want some easy stuff! stare "
Billie Joe: "... o.o;; .... Must I haunt you?!"
Me: "Who you gonna call?!... Ghost busters! ... Yeah, that's what I'm doing!!" *grabs cell phone*
Billie Joe: "NUUUUU!!"
Me: "Yes! BWAHAHA!!" *calls up their number and waits*
Ghost Buster #1: "Yeah'ello?"
Me: "Hey, there's a ghost of a retarded singer following me around... can you take of it?"
Ghost Buster #2: "What?"
Ghost Buster #1: "She says there's a retarded singer following her."
Ghost Buster #2: "... She's crazy. xd "
Me: ".... stare Can you help me or not..."
Ghost Buster #1: "Who you gonna call? ... Somebody else!" *hangs up*
Me: "Mmmmph. stare "
Bille Joe: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! domokun " *ROFL*
Me: "That's it Jimmy John!! domokun If you don't shut up I'll---"
-bright flash of fiery light-
-Pirate's pants AND SHOES have been stole'd-
Me: "O.O;;;?!?!?"
Billie Joe: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA--- to the second power!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *rolls around on the ground* "I LAUGH AT YOU! HEHEHOHOHOHAHAHAHA!!"
Me: "-_- Ggggrrrrr...." stare
-mysterious evil laughter in the background-
Me: "Whoever the effing thief is... stare Their going DOWN." *turns into n00b BLIND Vampire!! -blind people know all and see all-*
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Sam: "You shouldn't have eaten the pickle, Aaron. stare Now we'll be lost forever."
Raven: ">_> Alright... for some reason I hear... music. <_<"
Sam: "*glances at Aaron, and then off in the distance... le gasp* "Your right o_o"
"Clear away this hate
And we can start to make it alright
So fly away
And leave it behind!
Return someday
With red in your eyes!"
Aaron: "... Sounds like... <_< Breaking Benjamin."
Raven: "Squee! ^_^" *dances*
Sam: "... I love this song >_>;; Where is it coming from?" *starts searching around in the dust*
Raven: *sings along* "I see you
Cause you won't get out of my way!
I hear you
Cause you won't quit screaming my name!"
Sam: *starts to dig up an underground cavern* neutral "Guys... the music is shaking the ground."
Aaron: " smile ... I like this song too." *watches Raven dance*
Raven: "o__o... " *stops dancing and stands still while staring at Aaron*
Aaron: " sweatdrop redface " *backs up and sits down on the ground*
Sam: "WHERE IS IT COMING FROM?! domokun " *continues digging up the cavern, until there's a big---*
*RRRRRRRRUUUUUMMMBBBLLLEEEEE*
*the earth caves in where all three of them are standing, and they all fall into the cavern. It's a big cave that seems to go on forever. There's a big stage made of stone, and Erik is leaning up against the wall playing his guitar and singing breaking Benjamin songs >_>*
Erik: "Breakdooooown!
Let the fun and games begin
She is vain and broken
Skin is cold and white
Such a lovely lonely night cool "
Raven: "Oh f***. >_>"
Erik: *glances at them* "... D***." *stops playing and stares at the three people* "... So you finally found me, huh? cool "
Aaron: *glares* "... I wasn't aware that we were looking for you."
Erik: "Oh, good then. cool " *chuckles slightly* "And as much as I... um... admire your outfit, dumb***, I'm not sure that's the right thing to be wearing while traveling with your two lovely ladies. xd "
Aaron: *siiiiiigh* gonk
Raven: "Wait a second... neutral Why would you think we were looking for... you? We are looking for... someone. >_>"
Sam: "... Hmmm... that's a good point." *suspicious of Erik*
Erik: " cool Oh no reason." *snickers and hangs his guitar over his back* "But... On the other hand, b****es..." *jumps down from the stage and walks over to them*
Raven: ">_> ... Do you happen to know anything about a pants thief?"
Erik: "... A pants thief? cool You mean like someone who steals your f***ing pants?"
Raven: " ninja Basically."
Erik: " twisted Hmm? ... LIKE THIS?!"
-bright flash of fiery light-
-Raven's pants have been stole'd-
Erik: "Muahahaha! twisted " *waves them in front of her face*
Raven: " gonk OMFGWTFBBQ!!!! gonk "
Aaron: " eek eek .... Guuugghhh... eek eek "
Sam: "Erik!! YOU WERE THE PANTS THIEF ALL ALONG!" *can't help but turn and laugh at Raven*
Raven: "AARON YOU GET THOSE EYES BACK WHERE THEY BELONG!!!! scream "
Aaron: "I WON'T LOOK I SWEAR! gonk " *ducks down on the ground and crosses his arms over his head* gonk
Erik: " twisted Heh heh heh, mm mmm." *stares at Raven for awhile, still laughing, and then goes to add the pants to his collection*
Raven: "RRRRR!!! stressed stressed stressed " *rips Erik's guitar off and smashes it into a million pieces* u_u "take that!!"
Sam: "..... eek eek eek "
Erik: " eek !!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *stops dead in his tracks*
Aaron: *gets up to protect Raven from Erik* o_o *but will probably die*
Erik:  *turns head very slowly and looks over his shoulder at Raven* "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! scream scream scream scream scream scream "
Raven: "... O.O;;; " *points to Aaron* "HE DID IT!!"
Aaron: "OH GOOOOOD I'M GONNA DIE!!! gonk " *Erik is like three times his size lol*
Sam: "... I'm gonna go hide... now. >_>" *hides behind an amp*
Erik: *throws off his sunglasses and aims his fist at Aaron*
Aaron: gonk *whines, but doesn't move out from in front of Raven*
Raven: "I think I may have found a use for Aaron! cool "
Sam: *still behind an amp* "Nice job, retard. stare "
Erik: " scream scream scream DIIIIE YOU F***ING B******!!!" *pulls back and whams Aaron square in the face*
Aaron: " gonk gonk " *flies back like 10 feet and slams into the stone wall, is knocked unconscious*
Raven: "O.O;; ... A-Aaron?"
Erik: " scream F***ING DUMB*** BS-ING f*****t!!! scream " *rushes at the unconscious Aaron*
Raven: " gonk Don't kill him!!!"
Sam: *jumps out from behind the amp and stands in front of Aaron* " stare Erik!!!"
Erik: "WHAT?! scream " *stops, fist still ready to hit Aaron again*
Sam: "I think you've made your point, okay? Do you really want to go to prison again? ... Please stop..."
Erik: " stare mmph..." *kicks Aaron in the gut and spits in his face* "... stare There. Now I'm done."
Aaron: *like... dead XD*
Sam: "Okay. Now just calm down..." *grabs him by the hand and pulls him away from the beaten singer >_>*
Raven: *walks over slowly* "... Aaron? ...." *sighs* "Oh crap... "
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Bam: "Who the hell are you? And why are you f***ing orange?"
???: "Don't really gotta name."
Bam: "... What do you mean you 'don't really gotta name'... stare "
???: "Just what I mean. cool "
David: *narrows eyes* "I think he's a spy."
Bam: "Yeah, a vampire spy from the pants thief!!
???: "I beg you pardon?! stare
Bam: "Don't try to confuse me, I know your a Vampire!"
???: "You are mistaken, my friend. u_u I am no Vampire."
David: "Oh yeah?! Well then answer this question that only a HUMAN would know!"
???: "Okay, shoot. neutral "
David: " stare How many blood cells are in the human body?! HUH?!"
???: "Hmm... um... I don't... know. o_o"
David: "AHA! domokun "
???: "Well do you?!"
David: "Err... eeerrr.... *gasp* eek OH MY GOD! I AM A VAMPIRE! gonk "
Bam: "You're not a Vampire, David. -.-"
David: "HOW DO YOU KNOW?! gonk "
???: "u_u Why do I even try..."
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To be continued... (they just don't let up on Aaron, do they? xd )
 PirateElf · Thu Feb 24, 2005 @ 04:55pm · 2 Comments |
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