PirateElf: "WE ARE PROTESTING AGAINST ERIK-MELISSA'S!!! WE ARE PROTE--" *Is shot*
Erik: *lowers his shotgun* "Hiiii! Um... nobody's here... so uh... I guess I'm doing this sh!t for today. >_> Lessee. What shall we talk about... Ah! I'm going to give my feelings on everybody. I know, I have so much feeling.... for sure. u_u... Here we go.
Let's start with...
Sammy: cool She is my own, personal sexy devil. XP... I love her to death. She's so shy in bed, though... So I have to lead more than normally. Not like anything’s wrong with that. talk2hand ... Sometimes Sammy girl gets a little overly emotional though. She makes people think I'm doing bad things to her. <_<;; Which of course isn't true... She begs for it... Oh yes... mmm... cool heart (and she dances dirty with me at Rave parties! ;D Whee!) What a little slut X3. Because of something Craig did, though, she's like... all mad at me... TT.TT... Not cool... crying
Craig: ... I don't like talking about him... Craig was my f*ckin' best friend through hell and high water... Then ever since he started talking to Sam more, he tried to steal her away from me. That c*ck sucking b*st*rd... Sammy likes him more than me now... I'll f*cking kill him for that. Friends don't steal their friends' girls', so as far as I'm concerned... we're NOT friends. Son of a b*tch...
Aaron: I seriously believe this crack pot is gay... or bi... or something. Or transsexual... XDDD. Aaron is just one f*cked up b*st*rd... Heh, he wasn't good enough for Raven no matter how hard he tried, so he basically shut down his entire life and focused on just... Sam. I used to think he was trying to steal Sammy too... but then... he's like gay... so <_<
Sindarin: I don't really have much against Sindarin. You just can't have a mature conversation with her. If you even mention f*cking then she's like "ew disgusting ew I'm not talking to you"... it's like... "Woman! When I was your age, I was already sleeping with teachers! Come on! Where's your teenage spirit?!" XDDD
Robert: Who the f*ck is this guy anyway...
Erik: He's dirty and perverted. >XD I rock, I know. You just can't beat me. :B
Raven: OMGF*CKF*CKF*CKF*CK!!! HOT!! ... I don't like stealing girls (unless it's for revenge)... But with Raven... I'm sorry... you just can't help yourself. Everyone is just like-- sucked in by her hottness(gotta love that shirt cool )... or something... Which is weird, because she's like one of those kinky street whores... <_< She's really nice too... ^^;... Even when you don't deserve the kindness... Oh yeah! And the weirdest thing about her is that, for as much as I'm attracted to her, I haven't even done her yet. o__o... I want to have kids wiff her... She is da one... heart
Kate: Kate is Craig's supposed "wife"... It makes me jealous a lot... the fact that Craig is married to a beautiful woman and I'm still just sleeping around. She says Craig doesn't pay attention to her;... I do not understand that at all. How can you NOT pay attention to a girl like that?! What the f*ck is wrong with him?! D*mn she's fine... @_@... I'll get at her for revenge on Craig. Her only problem is her clothes... they're like... too modest. <_<;;
PirateElf: Just like Sinder... She acts like a stupid little 9 year old who's afraid of "nasty" words and "cussing". XDDD It's actually funny... cause then you can tease her till she gets all mad and yells. XP *snickers to self*
Okay... that pretty much covers everything <_<... I guess. XD So, um... I'm done now. Thanks for takin' the f*ckin' time to read my sh!t biggrin
 PirateElf · Tue Jun 21, 2005 @ 03:47pm · 0 Comments |
