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((firstly I'd like to state that this has nothing to do with ANYTHING... so... It's all completely random... that's how cool I am, I know.))
*we join the regulars in a mental hospital; Pirate and Sinder on individual chairs. Sammy, Raven, then David on one couch. Aaron, Erik, then Craig on the other couch. Bam on his own chair, and Billie Joe on his own chair.*
PirateElf: "Welcome, one and all, to our society for the mentally challenged. smile We are all here to help each other and work out our problems cause we sure as Hell have been having a lot of them.... And always remember, you're not insane! You're just special. wink "
Everyone: *blink*
Sindarin: "Just state your problem, and we'll all be kind and helpful and work through it... together! biggrin or else... Jerkoffs. ^.^"
PirateElf: "n_n... So... who wan'sa go first?"
Everyone: *blink*
Aaron: sad *raises his hand*
PirateElf: "Yes, Mr. Hunt? ^^"
Aaron: "Uh... well..." *swallows, glancing nervously to Raven and then back at Pirate and Sinder* "I--... I'm in love with Raven... but she hates me. gonk "
Raven: *heavy sigh* "Here we go again -.-;"
PirateElf: "Thank you, Mr. Hunt. That was very bold of you. smile How can we work out this problem with Mr. Hunt and Ms. Crohe? Does anyone have any ideas?"
David: "We could just... not care."
PirateElf: "Mr. Desrosiers! mad We're supposed to be helping each other!"
David: "... Sure, yeah. But nobody cares about Aaron's problem anymore -.-... And my name is David."
PirateElf: "That will be enough form you. u_u Anyone else?"
Craig: *raises hand* o.o
PirateElf: "Yes, Mr. Schlange?"
Craig: "Why don't we ask Raven >_>... Ya know... to get her side of it..."
Sindarin: "That's a very good idea!... Ms. Crohe?" *turns and smiles at Raven*
Raven: "OMFG stare ..." *has to say this like a million times* "-.- Look, Aaron, for the last time... I don't hate you. I just... I really don't want to be THAT close to you. We can be friends. Nothing more. I do NOT want to be... your girlfriend... or whatever >_>. So like... just... back off <_<. I've said my part, I won't say any more. u_u"
Sam: *snickers* "Ooo cold."
Erik: *sitting beside Aaron on a couch* "D*mn cold. cool Basically, Aaron, she means "f*ck off"... xp "
PirateElf: "We don't need you vulgar comments, Mr. Diederich."
Billie Joe: "Yay for vulgar!" *stares at Pirate* "... Boo."
PirateElf: *twitches* o_o
Sindarin: "MOVING ON... <_<... Ahem. Who else has a problem?"
Aaron: " cry ..."
Bam: *gasp* "o_o... I think I have a problem!" *waves his hand frantically, jumping up and down in his chair*" Pick me! PICK ME!!"
PirateElf: ">_> Sit down, Mr. Margera..."
Bam: "... Yes mommy." *sits* u_u
Sindarin: "How about... we don't even get into your problems... <_<... So many problems, so little time."
Sam: "Oh, denied." *likes adding in her 2 cents* "Hey... wait... I have a problem..." *raises hand too*
David: "Yeah, I bet you do. u_u"
PirateElf: "What is your problem, Ms. McKellon?"
Sam: " sad ... Uh... I'm addicted to Marijuana... <_<"
Erik: "... biggrin heart ..." *raises hand* "Oh, me!! ME!! Pick me!!"
Sindarin: " stare ... Fine..." *sighs* "... How would you like to help, Ms. McKellon..."
Erik: "F*ck her, man!! F*CK HER!! domokun heart " *jumps offs his couch and tackles Sam*
Sindarin: "... I see." *picks up the phone and whispers something into it. People wearing white coats come into the room, grab Erik, hold him down and shove him into a straight jacket* "Anyone else?"
Sam: *sits up again and shudders* >.O
Craig: "Um... Uh... Maybe you should go to... rehab? sweatdrop "
Sam: "Been there, done that."
PirateElf: "Try again, it wouldn't hurt, would it? smile "
David: "If at first you do not succeed... try, tty again. cool Druggie."
Sam: "No, see... the problem is that I don't want to stop my addiction. So why would I go to rehab purposely?"
Billie Joe: "F*ck rehab, marijuana is t3h roXXorz!!"
Sam: "... Basically..."
Bam: "WEEDZSZ?!1!!1"
Aaron: "But Sammy... Marijuana doesn't do anything but hurt you... it can't help with anything." *looks at her sadly*
PirateElf: "A very good point <_<."
Sam: "Oh, now I wouldn't say that. heart I luffs my weed. ^^"
Bam: "Cool cool cool!! Let's sing the weed song! ... Weed, weed, gimme mah weed!! Weed, weed, gimme mah weed!! Weed, weed, gimme mah weed, smokin' mah marijuanaaaa! domokun "
Raven: "Disco biscuit is better-est."
Sindarin: "o_o. Next."
Billie Joe: *glances around, and leans forwards in his chair* "... I have a problem."
PirateElf: "......." *cowers*
Sindarin: "And... what is your problem... Mr. Armstrong...?"
Billie Joe: "I kill people. Sometimes." *eyes twitches*
Sindarin: "....."
Erik: "Sweet! KEEP IT UP. domokun To f*ck with the law!"
Sindarin: "You aren't helping. stare "
Raven: " neutral Go Billie...?"
PirateElf: *hides behind her chair* gonk
Bam: "Wimpy-a** medical lady..."
David: "... A druggie AND a murderer... Wow... this is... just beautiful. Why am I here? I've never really done ANYTHING wrong..."
Raven: "Whoop-de-friggin'-doo..."
Sindarin: "Shhh. We're here to HELP. u_u Alright? Now make with the helping."
Craig: "If he's a murderer than he deserves to go to jail... tell me again why he's not already there? neutral "
Billie Joe: "... I will kill you..." *glares at Craig dangerously* "... Don't be alone."
Craig: "o_o.... Riiiight. >_>"
Erik: "Craig will be pwnz'd. cool It is to laugh, mother f*cking jack*ss."
Aaron: "Can we please be serious? Some of us really do need some help. gonk "
Bam: "Pfft. Coming form you? That's for sure. xp " *searches for something that could be used as a weapon*
PirateElf: *stays behind her chair* "Quiet, Mr. Margera..."
Bam: "Oh... Quiet? Sorry, I didn't know that..." *clears throat* "F**********CK YOOOOUUUUU!!! xd "
Raven: "Yeah, we're really making progress here. stare Nice going this time, a** holes."
Sindarin: "We're. Just. Trying. To help. You people. gonk "
David: "That's it. stare I'm gone." *has his alien mother ship teleport him away*
PirateElf: "WTF? o_o"
Sam: "... I want an alien mother ship. sad ... This place sucks. stare "
Aaron: " gonk " *sighs*
Sindarin: "So... anymore death warrant souls?"
Craig: *raises two fingers* "I think I might have a problem..."
PirateElf: "Yeeees? smile " *finally sits back down on her chair*
Craig: "I have a smoking problem... <_<. But then, like Sam, I don't reeeaaally wanna quit."
Billie Joe: "Then I guess it ain't a problem, then is it, d*ck head? u_u"
Orange: " stare Watch your tongue, a** hole."
Bam: "There's nothing wrong with being an a** hole."
Sindarin: "Gentlemen, please. stare " *sighs* "Alright... are there ANYMORE problems out there?"
Erik: *thinks* "... I might have a problem..."
Raven: "Ya think? stare "
Sindarin: "Yes, Mr. Diederich? stare "
Erik: "... Weeeeell... cool "
Sam: "Like he really has to say anything... stare "
Raven: "FTHS."
Aaron: "We should let him talk, maybe he needs to get it off his chest...?"
PirateElf: *nods* "Thank you, Mr. Hunt." *looks at Erik again* "Now... What were you saying u_u?As if I really want to know."
Bam: "GET ON WITH IT."
Erik: " xp Guess what?... I f*cked with Aaron last night. xd "
PirateElf: "...... YOU DID.... WHAT?! eek "
Sindarin: eek
Sam: eek
Raven: eek
Bam: eek
Billie Joe: eek
Craig: eek
Aaron: "WTF?!" eek eek eek eek eek "I-- I W-WHAT?! OOOOOOOOOOOOH NO. NO NO NO NO!!! I-I WOULD N-NEVER--!!! eek eek eek eek eek
Erik: "Hmm... neutral Tough crowd... u_u My God, I was joking... April fools, you jack*sses."
Sam: "Well. eek I've heard enough." *gets up and heads for the door, just to discover it's... locked-ed.*
PirateElf: "o_o......................................"
Sindarin: *baffled* o_o
Bam: "I don't know how this is possible... but... you people are more f*cked up than ME. <_<;;;"
Erik: "It was JUST a f*ckin' JOKE, gaaawd. u_u Lighten up."
Raven: " eek " *glances from Erik to Aaron in disgust, and then runs into the bathroom to puke*
Aaron: " eek gonk eek THAT WAS NOT A FUNNY JOKE." *watches Raven* "You don't think... that... I--?" gonk
Billie Joe: "Okay. You guys just... keep... doing your thing..."
Aaron: *runs to the bathroom door and knocks on it hard* "RAVEN!! RAVEN, I'M NOT GAY!! gonk "
PirateElf: "THIS IS DOING MORE HARM THAN GOOD stressed "
Sam: "... Somebody shoot me. stare "
Sindarin: "Then It's dying. I'm killing it. NOW."
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 PirateElf · Fri Apr 01, 2005 @ 06:17pm · 0 Comments |
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