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Continued Stupidity PART 12 |
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Billie Joe: "F*ck am I bored -.-;"
Me: "Hey... I just noticed something."
Billie Joe: "... What?"
Me: "Lyk im scarded 2 deaf of u!!1!1 gonk " *runs and hides behind Sindarin*
Sindarin: "... yeah. OKay."
Billie Joe: "... F*ck you."
Me: "KEEP IT AWAY!!! KEEP IT AWAAAAY!!!"
Sindarin: "... I wish we could play Halo... I just wanna play Halo..."
Me: "Really?!1!! Cool!!" *still afraid of BJ*
Billie Joe: "Screw Halo, theirs a f*ckin' pants thief lurking 'round these parts! Gawd!" *sighs*
Sindarin: "I just wanna go play Halo! gonk "
Me: *continues hiding*
Sindarin: "... sad ..." *sits down on a burned-ed rock and sighs* "Well never again... and never again... they gave us two shots to the back of the head, and we're all... dead... noooow." >_>
Me: "Well I tried, one more night, one more night, well I'm laughin', cryin', laughin'... I tried, well I tried, well I tried, 'cause I tried, but I lied, I lied..." <_<
Billie Joe: "Oh hell no. stare Sindarin, whose side are you on?!"
Sindarin: "....Errmm <_< " *would say the MCR side but does not want to anger someone as scary as Billie Joe* "The.... Green Day side... of course. sweatdrop I've always been on the Green Day side. Always will. sweatdrop "
Gerard: *appears from NOWHERE* "Oh-ho-ho?! So what's this I hear now?! You are oooone cheatin' buccaneer! u_u"
Sindarin: "O_______O OMGIT'SARICHVAMPIREWITHFOURDOGSOONECATHELLYYEAHCHEMICALFROMNEWJERSEY!!!!! eek domokun "
Me: ".... neutral WTF?"
Billie Joe: *glares at Sinder* stare "What EXACTLY is going on here?!"
Sindarin: "<_< UH. UH. UH. >_>" *glances from Gerard to Billie, and back and forth* gonk
O J Simpson: "Sup?"
Me: "WTF to the second power?!?!"
Gerard: " stare Get out meh house."
Billie Joe: "Billie Joe is getting agitated. stressed "
Gerard: *mutters* "Well that?s probably because he talks in third person, but u_u..."
Billie Joe: "ARE YOU MOCKING ME?! scream "
Gerard: "STFU, n00b."
Sindarin: "Uuuhhh... maybe we should... get out of here <_<. Like... now." *pulls PirateElf and starts running* o_o
Gerard: "<_< Where the hell does she thinks she's going?! HEY YOU! GET YOUR A** BACK HERE!!"
Sindarin: "OMG, OMG, OMG." *runs for life* gonk
Billie Joe: "WHAT HE SAID!"
Me: "o_O..." *doesn't even know what's going on anymore*
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Raven: "And here's me thinkin' YOU, Aaron, were better than THAT!"
Aaron: "Raven, I'm so sorry! PLEASE, forgive meee!! gonk crying I'm begging you!!" *falls to his knees*
Raven: *muttering to herself, trying to hold back form killing little Aaron* "Don't resort to violence, don't resort to violence, don't resort to violence. stressed "
Aaron: "I'm sooo sooorry, I'm sooo SORRY!! Raven, please!! gonk Oh GAWD, I'm such a baaad person!! crying " *covers his face and drops his head down on the ground*
Raven: *rests her hand on her gun* "This is getting old, Aaron. -.-; I mean... gawd... really..." *pulls it out slowly and ejects the bullets, then slides just one back in*
Sam: " neutral ... He can't help it, Raven, he's a guy."
Raven: " stare I don't see that as a good enough excuse." *gun makes a "ka-ching" noise as she cocks it*
Erik: *still sitting on the stage eating marshmallows* o.o
Aaron: *crying like a little baby*
Raven: "I'm feeling nice today, Aaron... you big crybaby stare ... So... I forgive you under ONE condition... Alright?"
Aaron: "Anything, Raven!! I'll do anything!! gonk "
Raven: "Take my gun. There's one bullet in it. If you shoot yourself in the head with that one bullet... then, and ONLY then... I will forgive you... Kay?" *holds out the gun to him*
Sam: "Don't you think that's... a bit harsh...? stare "
Aaron: *lifts his head and eyes the gun wearily* "... You... y-you want me to die...?"
Raven: "Yes. That way I won't have to do it, and I won't feel guilty..."
Aaron: *can't believe what she's asking him to do* " sad B-but... but Raven... please... I-I'm only 23... I... I--"
Raven: "You were going to kill yourself anyway! So don't give me that bull sh*t! It will prove your loyalty to me, right? Now do what I tell you, a** hole, and hurry it up. I don't got all day. stare "
Sam: "I can tell this'll end well. stare "
Erik: "Told ya she liked me better, Aaron. cool "
Raven: "You... You shut up. stare "
Aaron: "Please, Raven, I thought you were my friend! gonk crying "
Raven: " stressed WHAT?! WHAT?! F*CK. YOU. AARON!! scream I TRIED, AND I TRIED!! TO BE YOUR F*CKING FRIEND!!! OVER, AND OVER, I SACRIFICED MY TIME FOR YOU STUPID ANTICS!!! BUT NOOOO!!! FRIENDS JUST WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!! WAS IT, AARON?! WAS IT?! scream TO HELL WITH BEING FRIENDS, AND TO HELL WITH YOU!!!" *flips the gun up into her hand and presses the barrel against his forehead*
Erik: *watches with great amusement* "You're my hero, Raven!!! xd heart "
Aaron: *stricken wif ph34r* " eek ............... sad You're r-right... gonk It's all my fault... it's always been my fault... and I'm sorry... But I told you, I can't help it. I can't stop myself from loving you, Raven... You mean everything to me... I never meant to hurt you gonk ... Please... if you want to kill me, then... then sure... Do what you think is right... do I deserve to die because of love? ...Th-that's all I ever really wanted.... cry ....You never gave me a chance, Raven... I've never forced anything on you, I've never tried to force you to love me, and I never harmed you... and yet... You still haven't just let me love you... I've been staying back for so long, and you never gave me a chance to get any closer... You make it out like I've been torturing you and pushing you... like--... like I'm the enemy. But that's not what's actually happening, Raven. I haven't done any of that to you... I've just done my best to keep my distance and make you happy. gonk Isn't that... good enough for you...? Maybe if you tried it my way for just a little, you would find out that you actually liked me too sad ... What have you got to lose? cry
Sam: *stares at Raven oddly... because for once, Aaron has actually made a point* o.o
Erik: *watches too, still very thrilled by their problems* "Gawd! She is SOOO hot when she's mad!! biggrin C'mon, Raven, sweetheart, shoot that son of a b*tch!! heart "
Raven: *way too angry to care about Erik right now* "WAKE. UP. AARON. stressed YOU are the ONLY one living in that fantasy world!!! FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME, I. DO. NOT. LOVE. YOU!! AND I NEVER WILL!!! SO STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME INTO PITY-DATING YOU!!! scream *clicks off the safety* NOW... *glares at him dangerous* Good bye, Aaron. stare " *Raven pulls the trigger and listens to the gun fire off, killing Aaron instantly* ".... stare Thank... God."
Sam: " eek .... A-Aaron. sad " *turns away and feels guilty for not help him*
Erik: "w00t!!! biggrin " *claps and cheers* "YOU ROCK, BABY!! n_n"
*sirens begin screeching towards them*
WTF?
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???: "OOOO F*CK!!" *bends over in pain, grasping his stomach* >_O "GAWD!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
Bam: "How dare you call me by my... name. cool "
David: "... Yeeeeeah. I thought we were talking about ME?! Remember? u_u" *is still taped to a boulder*
Bam: *shrugs* " twisted Your funeral."
David: "ITAKETHATBACK."
Bam: "Come on... -dawgs-... let's go have some fun!" *points to a gigantic whole in the ground, the one Aaron, Raven, and Sammy fell into*
???: *still gasping for air* >.o
David: " stare It would be NICE... if I could MOVE!! scream "
Bam: "... Okay." *pushes him off the cliff* ^_^
David: "AAAAAAHHHH!!! gonk
???: "O_O WTF."
Bam: *waves to the boulder as it crashes on the ground* cool
???: "YOU JUST-- o_O... D-david? sweatdrop Daaaavid?"
David: X__x "Ow."
Bam: "D*mn it. sad He's alive.... HOOOOOOOW?! gonk *stomps on the ground like a four year old* "HOW?! HOW?! HOW?!"
???: "Phew. -.-"
Bam: "Look Mr. Question mark question mark question mark stare What the f*ck is you're real name?! You're really starting to get on my nerves. u_u And believe me... you do NOT want to get on Bam Margera's nerves cool . Err... don't get on my nervous."
???: "... What?"
Bam: "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR NAME?! u_u"
???: "Well you could of just asked. u_u"
Bam: "I. JUST. DID."
David: "Ugh... guys... a little help..."
???: "I have the right to... "not" tell you... ya know..." *smiles evilly*
Bam: "Tellmeyourf*ckin'name.... f*cktard."
David: "HELLO?! scream "
???: *disappears*
Bam: " neutral ... Sure. Right. F*ck head u_u"
 PirateElf · Wed Mar 30, 2005 @ 05:46pm · 0 Comments |
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