Yes . You all know it. Especially you. Yes you, you perverted little testicle! Sitting at your computer writing things like... like... God! I can't even say it's so ******** CREEPY! Damn you fanfiction! Damn you to your little playpen of kindergarten rated stories side-by-side with your ******** (literally ******** just to make it clear!) stories about awesome movies now scorned by your total lack of remembering exactly who you are talking about! That movie that includes some freaking cool and geeky characters that were never, NEVER, meant to be in the same bed while purposefully forgetting to put their clothes on first. No! No, dammit, we don't need it!
But the worse part about this IS-
That some of it is gooood.
*Shoots head*
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Oh my ******** gosh! Did it not work? How the hell could it not work. In the head, baby. In the head!
But before you choke and gag and cough and wheeze at the thought of me enjoying reading movie characters sexually ruining their lives, I must state now that I like the cuddly kid rated ones. They're soooo sappy. But I love maple syrup. =D
But if I ever meet whoever slashed *BEEP* and *BEEP* I gonna *cuts off*
ROFL! rofl Oh my god! That was hilarious! If unnessicarily dirty and Animaniac-like. *Silence* ...phhhfft!! Ahahahahahahaha!!! If it wasn't midnight I'd be breaking at least three ribs. Catfight... phfft!
Uhhh.. nevermind. You probably don't get it.
Maybe I should go to bed. *sees cat on pillow* Wah. emo
Ah well. Maybe I'll sleep like Marty does, you know, with his clothes on. They won't stop showing that movie on tv. There aren't any swear words though so it sucks. Hmph!! I wanna hear Doc say s**t. *mumbles about some really stupid stuff*
My rants have become more distracting as of late.
You know I didn't actually know who Michael J. Fox was until yesterday? Whenever I heard his name I pictured this black actor. I'm so messed up.
Well, here's to not forgetting to bring any science homework to do in class that's do that day. *Chugs a Pepsi, I hate you right now Coke*
And to more visible crows feet under my eyes too.
To the future. *faints*
Haven't you people ever heard of... Closing the damn door
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Ramblings of a Fish
Just my ramblings, of random things obviously. They're disturbing, most likely boring, and will make you want to jump out of your seat and run away in terror! Muahaha! .....Nah, I'm kidding. I'll be rambling and that's it. So read it! XO
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