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Alyssa starts:
Your mother xd
Justine starts:
says hi to the monkey baking jello in the pool.
XP
I love that....
Ohemhgawd i just read all our stories again, and their hilarious!
Lol I was reading the fourth one earlier.
You know what? We should make another one!!! Make it lots more funny!
HELL YEA!
*justine dances around*
I love how shiny these walls are!
(alyssa) WTF?! Why do i see a bird?!
(Justine) Where are we?
(alyssa) I THINK WERE IN A BUBBLE!
(justine) NINJA POWER!
(Alyssa) wtf.
(justine) you know you love it.
(Alyssa) Oh yea, you know it
I love shiney bu-......*POP*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(Justine) Gosh damn you ALYSSA!!!
(Alyssa) I only licked it!
(Justine) I swear if I die...!
(Alyssa) Do what!? You can't do nothin punk! Ooooooo whats that!? Its a portal! We're saved!
(Justine) Hurrah!
-fwomp-
(Alyssa) Gah....my head...
(Justine) Um...where are we? HOSHIT!!!!
(Alyssa) What?!
(Justine) Its...ITS!!!!
(Alyssa & Justine) GOOFY AND SORA LAND!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(jusinte) No... their somthing wrong about it.. its so ...fake..
*justine rips the wallpaper off*
See? told you it wasn't real...
(Alyssa) AWWW MA- i mean, YAY! Now we don't have to go through that rediculous stuff!
(justine)alyssa, why are you acting so weird?
(Not so real alyssa) HUCK YU- uhh i don't know, what are you talking about? maybe its just me and My womany PMSing...
(justine) Alyssa would never say that!
WAIT.... lets see if this is the real alyssa....
1. who sliced up a little boy because he had said somthing rude in Story 1?
a.Justine
b.Alyssa
c.MONGOOSE!
2.What is alyssa's last name?
a.calzada
b.Smith
c.Pierce
3. And lastly, What is are my two dogs names?
a. Roxy & Shelby
b. Josie & joxer
c. Cray & seachal
(OHMEHGAWD DID I INCLUDE CRAY IN THE STORY?! Yup! cause he always says the nicest things about our stories!)
(Cray) YAY FAKE NAILS!
(justine and alyssa) o___O
(justine) Alright not so real alyssa, answer these questions..
("Alyssa" wink YAY!
1.C
2.A
3.C
CAC!!!!! YAYZERS I MADE A WORD!
Hehehehehehehehehe...
(justine) nooooooo #1 is A.. #2 is CAN'T TELL YOU THAT!.. and #3 is B!
You lost, come back for the next round!
(Jusinte) *sigh* i miss alyssa.....
(Not so real alyssa) don't worry, i'll always be there for you!
(justine) Where do i know that voice from?
OH NOES!
*"Alyssa" rips off costume*
("Alyssa" wink i am the demon hunk.... Why did you leave me? i love you!
(Raisha) WHOA MAN. SHE'S MINE!
AWW MAN I GOT CARRIED AWAY!
lol I noticed you spelt your own name wrong.
-Some where in the distance...in a box-
(Alyssa) What the heck? Where am I?
(Mysterious voice) *crackle crackle* I am delivering you to my master.
(Alyssa) Hoobajooba wha? HAY! I don't wanna be a slave. Fine then...I'll just hafta sing...DOES YOUR BUTT HANG LOW, DOES IT WOBBLE TO AND FRO, CAN YOU TIE IT IN A KNOT CAN YOU TIE IT IN A BOW CAN YOU THROW IT OVER YOUR SHOULDER LIKE A CONSTIPATED SOLDIER, DOES YOU BUTT HANG-.....*Thump*
I...like...butts full of mushrooms?....*faints*
-Ok, back over here now-
(Demon hunk) Who gives a s**t!? *ZAP* Buh bye.
(Justine) Y-you killed her!!!! *sob* AND what did you do with the real Alyssa!?
(Demon hunk) Nothing! She was gone so I took her place! I LOVE YOU!!!! *stroaks your face* All...I remember was that she was kidnapped and taken to some kingdom to get married to someone of some sort and I know its not the angel hunk. LETS GET MARRIED AGAIN!
(Justine) Thanks! *kicks him in teh balls*
(Demon) Aaaaa! My demon hunklings!!! Guh...!
Justine to the resque!!! ~and you can bring a friend~ *hark hark*
( i spelt my own name wrong too many times to count... i was typing so fast... @___@)
(justine) I CAN BRING A FRIEND?!
YAY! *rips mongoose out of cage*
Your so fluffy and pretty and i could jus- OW!
(mongoose) hehehehe...
(jusinte) IT BIT ME!
(Mongoose) It? IT?!?! *bitchslap*
(justine) Ow?
(Demon) COME BACK MY LOVE! *Runs after apple piggybank*
(justine) i knew that thing would come in handy some day....
-me and my mongoose "friend" have been traveling for about 6 hours now-
(justine) OHMEHGAWD!
LOOKIE HERE!
(mongoose) Mmmm?
(Justine) ITS A CRAYON!
(mongoose) *smacks forehead*
*we both hear a scream from afar*
(Mongoose) It could be alyssa!
(justine) IT MUST BE THE PAIR OF HEADPHONES!
Radioactive mermaid!
(Mongoose) wtf.
(Justine) We must run! *runs off a hill*
-splat-
oops! Oh no!!!! I squished my mongoose! *Eyes it* Mmmmm...*chomp* Tastes like a toilet brush...
(Mysterious voice) Hey there....
(Justine) oooby whoo?
(Angel hunk) I have come back for my love!
(Justine) Hey look! SHES OVER THERE! *points and runs*
(Angel hunk) My lov-...!? HEY! *Sniff* Fine then! I'll just go and touch myself in the closet and eat peanut butter all night long....
*Justine arrives at the castle*
(Goofy and Sora) HALT!!
(Sora) Oh your so sexy when you say that...
(Goofy) I LIKE WAFFLES!!!
(Justine) I demand Alyssa!!!
(Sora) Sorry hun, but theres a weddin' goin on.
(Justine) Huh?! To who!???
(Goofy) BUTT-HOLES!!!!!!!
-HOLD ON HOLD ON.... was i supposed to make up who marry' alyssa? OH I HAVE AN IDEA!!-
(justine) who may this mysterious voice be?
(mysterious voice) its me honey...
(Justine) Demyx?
(mysterious voice).. no alyssa killed demyx remember?
* merterious person throws alyssa voodoo doll at justine*
(Justine) *sniffle sniffle* T-t-t-thanks... don't worry...i won't hurt you... i'm just pour pure fat down your throat till your little fabric arteries clog up and you die... *Sobs and strokes voo doo doll*
(mysterious vioce) would you like to know who i am?
(justine) *sobsobsob* sh-sh-sure....
*not so mysterious person comes out*
(justine) ohemehgawd i'm so glad its you!
( "mysterious" bigger voo doo doll) aww don't worry, who do you want me to be?
(justine) demyx....
("demyx" wink ;D
*hug hug sob sob*
(justine) i-...... i miss you... if it was only the real you...
(voo doo doll) i'm sorry, i've come too close.. i have to leave now.
(justine) *SOBSOBSOBSOB* Alright then.......
*justine runs for alyssa*
(justine) where's alyssa?
*goofy and sora walking away...*
(justine thinks) Why is goofy putting his belt back on?!
*justine runs for alyssa just to find her marrying the angel hunk*
* alyssa is silently crying, she doesn't love him....*
(Justine) Alyssa!!! Why are you crying when you can whoop his butt!?
(Alyssa) I traded myself for a....a...FM CLOCK RADIO!!!!!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! LOOK AT THE SHINEY BUTTONS!!! *sob sob*
(Justine) Wait a second....ALYSSA WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!! YOU FAKE!
*The fake alyssa grabs Justine's hand*
("Alyssa" wink Bwahaha! It is me!!! THE DEMON HUNK! *turns back into regular self*
(Angel Hunk) We have her locked up in a cage...we were just waiting for you! We all are going to be TOGETHER FOR EVER AND EVER!
(Mysterious voice) Back off Fairy Boy!
*Someone in a cloak jumps down, but then rips it off*
(Waldo) IT IS ME WALDO!!!! Of course you could've never found me!!! NO ONE CAN! I have to be a HERO!
(Justine) We're doomed!
(Demon Hunk) Move along Candycane of DORKS!
(Waldo) Not so fast! *holds up a tape* I know what you were doing last summer...WITH GOOFY!
(Goofy) I LIKE STICKING HANGERS UP MY BUTT!
(Angel hunk) Hahahahaha!!!!
(Waldo) not so FAST! I have a tape of you PICKING your nose and feeding it to Sora!
(Sora) HE SAID THOSE WERE GUMMIES!!!! *sob*
*Alyssa comes bursting through the door in a wedding dress*
(Alyssa) *mutters* Stupid high-heels...*Steps on the end of the wedding dress and falls down*
(Justine) ALYSSA!!!!! *starts to run towards her*
(Demon hunk) Not so fast! *Tackles Justine*
(Alyssa) HEY! *calls oprah* I need three more wishes!! PLEEEEEASE! *bambi eyes*
(Oprah) *sniff sniff* You have the eyes of the squirrel I sat on!!! Ok fine *sniff*
(Alyssa) Turn the Demon hunk into sora and the Angel hunk into goofy!!
*poof*
*goofy walks over to the Demon sora*
(Goofy) Will you touch my butt?
lol oops I got carried away!
(Demon sora) do i really have to?
(alyssa) YOU SAT ON A SQUIRREL?!?!
(Oprah) I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I just wanted to sit by it and my fat jiggled over it and sufficated it!
(Alyssa) YOU MONSTER!
(Goofy) OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO!
(Demon sora) uhh err.. alrighty then....
-30 minutes later-
(Goofy) I TOLD YER THAT YOU'D LOVE IT!
(Demonic sora) OH MAN THIS IS FUN!
*They buttrape each other with pencils*
(Demonic sora and goofy) *Mushy kisses smack smack slobber slobber* I NEED A BIGGER PENCIL!
(justine and alyssa) D:
(Justine) alyssa! walking in heels can't be that hard!
(Alyssa) WHY DON'T YOU TRY?!
(Justine) errr alrighty *Puts some lepord heels on*
These are really ugly.....
*Alyssa and justine run torwards each other*
*justine trips*
(Justine) Aawwww man!
OH NOE ALYSSA!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Alyssa) OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH NNOOOOEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!
*Alyssa trips over me and does a double double kick flip*
(Alyssa) *Lays on floor* owww.
(Mysterious voice) I THOUGHT WE FOUND OUT WHO I WAS!
*Alyssa and Justine look around to see where the voice came from*
(Alyssa) WHO IS IT!? No....ITS NOT DONALD DUCK IS IT!!?
ZOM GEE!!!!!!!!!
(Mysterious voice) ITS MEH YALL!
(Justine) a fat lard?
(Alyssa) a apple piggybank?
("mysterious" wink NO! ITS ME DR. PHIL!
(justine) you need to talk to oprah and show her the picture if SHE doesn't stop doing drugs.
That'll make her feel good.
(Dr. Phil) Oh yea.. those weren't even real pictures, me and my friend went grave robbing and we took some pictures of dead guys....
(justine) i knew it.
So how does that make you feel that you made those girls cry on live T.V?
(Dr. Phil) i'm not sure, considering i don't even have a psycology degree... i feel somewhat guilty...
(Justine) NAH, you don't need one!
(Justine whispers) ALYSSA NOW!
*Alyssa reports to the cops about Dr. Phil not having a degree*
(Cops) HALT
(Sora) OH! Their even sexier when they say it!
(Cops) Wtf man.
(Sora) *scoots over to the cop* Hey there Big boy....*Run's hand down the cop's chest*
(Cop) -squeak- Um...Lets go Dr.Phil...Its potty time and then nap time...
(Dr.Phil) But I don't WANNA GO TO BED!!! Euuuuh!!!!!! *stomps the ground*
(Cop) *sigh* Fine...I'll let you talk to a 85 year old Prostitute about quitting her job...
(Dr.Phil) Yay!!! *skips to the cop car*
(Alyssa) Awkward....
(Justine) Very...
(Angel goofy) Well um...since I like POTATO's!!!! I mean sora's I better go and HUMP DOGHOUSES!!! *cough* I mean not....marry you...TOILET PAPER!!
(Demon Sora) Yes...Same...Lets go Angel GOOFY! Alyssa and Justine... You are free to go!
-Demon Sora and Angel goofy walk away touching each other's butt-
(Alyssa) Geez...What a scary day....Hey wanna go watch a movie?
(Justine) I would like that!
ALYSSA!!! WE CAN'T STOP THE STORY NOW!
*Me and alyssa Alyssa and I walk to the movie theater*
(justine) what should we see?
(Alyssa) uhhhhhhhh i dunno...
(justine) ZOMG. RON BRUISE!
(alyssa) YEA! THE PREVIEW LOOKS SO AWESOME!
(justine) Two tickets please!
(Ticketmaster-tard) Uhhh like whoa man, aren't you a little like old for this like movie man?
(Justine) Nope! See, it say all ages!
(Ticketmaster-tard) w-w-what did you like just say like totally man.
(Alyssa) he doesn't understand you!
(Justine) what do you mean?
(Alyssa) like this....
LIKE WHOA MAN! This movie looks totally radical! Like man.... totally.
(Ticketmaster-tard) OHH! so you like want like two like tickets right duuddee?
(Alyssa) totally man, that be like NARLY.
(Ticketmaster-tard) alright then, you two chicks go have like lotsa of fun rad times now!
(Alyssa) awesome mannn...
*We walk to the movie*
(justine) what was that?
(Alyssa) well its a lloonnggg story...
(Justine) TELL ME TELL ME!
(Alyssa) ok ok...THAT was a surfer dude. They don't understand anything unless you talk like 'em. Example, Like those are some gnarly waves MAN!!! C'mon bro lets like totally ditch this dude.
-A surfer dude walks by-
(Surfer dude) Like Whooooa! You can like totally like talk like me! What movie you chicks seein'?
(Justine) Ron Bruise.
(Sufer dude) Like what language does your chick friend speak?
(Alyssa) She like speaks regular man. Catch my drift dude? We're like seein' Ron Bruise man.
(Justine) Hey! >_>
(Surfer dude, Brad) Hey thats like totally of the hook chicka! I'm like totally seein' that movie to! By the way, my name is like Brad.
(Alyssa) Thats like totally awsome dude. Like my name is Alyssa and this is like my chicka friend Justine!
(Justine) Would you stop saying LIKE in every sentence?!
(Brad) Like what did she say? Ah, anyways...like my bro's are coming in a couple minutes and I was like totally wondering if you chickas would care to like watch the like movie with us.
(Alyssa) LIKE TOTALLY!!!
(Justine) GRAH!!!!
*as were watching the movie*
(Surfer dude max) Hey! whats happinen cool chicka!
(Justine) Excuse me sir, your being very illiterate. Please use proper grammar while having a conversation with me.
(Max) what dude?! YOU LIEK TOTALLY AWESOME MAN.
(Justine) why thank you. now please, can we watch the movie?
(Max) what? i love you.
(Justine) ._.
(Alyssa) LIKE WHOA TOTALL YMAN! HE JUST LIKE EXPRESSED HIS LIKE FEELINGS FOR YOU LIKE WHOA!
(justine) i wish i knew what you said!
(Surfer dude brad) uhhhhh like totally.
(justine) -_-"
(Max) did i like totally tell you somthing that was like uncorfortable like dudette?
(Justine) ALRIGHT! STOP THAT!... hold on ... you won't understand me....
(Still justine) Dude, i know your like totally rad and whatnot like stuff, but man like whoa. Not so liek fast like you like know like what i like mean like yea?
(Max) I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! I'm not Retarded!
(Justine) ZOMG I UNDERSTOOD HIM!
*Me and max skip outside*
(justine) lets define stuff!
(Max) yay! my favorite!
(justine)Xyrophobia!
(Max) The fear of razors! my turn!
(still max) unscrupulous!
(justine) unsatasfactory!
(Max) awww! lets skip into the sunset so alyssa can finish off the story and we can have a happy ending!
(Justine) Then i can put it in mah journal!
(Justine and max) HELLA HELLA!
<3
(Alyssa) Thats like totally gross! Why would she like like that dude?
(Brad) I like totally know! Hey, wanna like go play like tag on the beach? I like totally heard you like love sunsets on the beach
(Alyssa) Like so totally yea! Lets like go!
-We skip away on the beach-
~Like thats like the ending of this TOTALLY AWSOME RAD STORY DUDE!!! Hang 10!
 A_Departed_Memory · Sun Jan 28, 2007 @ 04:18am · 0 Comments |
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