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LYSSAH!! AGAIN BABEH! One Day Justine and alyssa Were walking along.. ( of course we had the Sphiroth swords and katana's with us) And Dr. Eggman comes up! OH NOE WHAT NOW?! "OMG!!" Alyssa exclaims! "WE MUST THROW JELLY BEANS AT HIM!!!" "TO THE NEAREST STORE!!" (Justine) YEA!!!! We run to the store Aw fluggin nuts! I forgot my wallet STEEN! What next!? Steen to the Rescue! looks inside wallet i see 25c! Yay throws Quarter at Chash Register guy Yeshhh 4 Jelly Beans! Two for Each! alyssa Eats them ALYYAAHHSSSAAAAwhiney voice (alyssa) WHAAAAHHTT??!?!?!? Jeezus.. Ok so how do We beat up this Butt hole? [I don't like JELLY BEANS!!! lol oh well] Um.....thinks I KNOW!!!! Searches in pocket Ah ha! holds up a paperclip WE WILL POKE HIM TO DEATH!!! and... holds up a peanut he's allergic to PEANUTS!!!! (Justine) yay!!! oh wait....how are we gonna feed it to him??? i got it babeh! * whips out Wrapped up umbrella looking thing* -The turn into Sephiroth swords- YESHHH!!!! puts penut on the tops of the Sword powers up sword -shoots it into Dr. eggmans mouth- 1 point for justine! Wait.. what do we do with the paperclip now? Eggman's face starts swelling up like a balloon Heehee NOW WE MUST POKE THE BALLOON!!!!!! poke POP Eggman flys all the away around the world YEA!!! Two points for ALYSSA!!! Aw, that was short.....lets go find other bad guys to kill! ok! OH CRAP ALYSSA!!! see's little boys mother dives into bush, and takes alyssa with her (alyssa) Why the hell did you do that? Alyssa! look! opens up a hole in the bush (alyssa) alright justine.. We'll Just walk by Her Casually, She won't even notice! Ok then.. Come on alyssa! they Walk by the mom -The mom looks, at them then Looks away, Then looks back again!- (mom) YOU LITTLE s*t GET BACK HERE! we start Running As Fast as we can* We hide in the toy section OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Look at all the toys! ~ (Justine) ALYSSA!!! What? (Justine) Theres no time to play with toys! The evil lady is coming to us! thinks No....she's coming to kill you!! hahaha. ahem Wheeee! Marbles! uh oh she's coming! throws all the marbles on the ground, which the lady slips away Nows our chance...! RUN!!!! -as were running away, my Sephiroth swords fall out!- OH CRAP ALYSSA WE GOTTA GO BACK! (alyssa) JUSTINE COME ON! -Mad mom find weapons- ALLLYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSAAAA!!!! RUN FOR GOD SAKE RUN LIKE MAD! But there's a discount on underwear! (justine) ALYSSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok ok I was just kidding anyways (Evil crazy lady) Come back chilDREN!!!!! she swings the sword above her head Nooooooooooooooooooooo! (justine) She's going to kill us now!!! I know! reaches into pocket and brings out two silver oval thingys (Justine) what the heck!? DRAGON PELTS!!! (justine) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! But it's magical! It can turn us into dragons! hands justine one Depending on your heart is how big and strong your gonna be! So JUST EAT THE SMELLY THING! Gulp MWAHAHA! Alyssa's head now hits the roof of the store ow! (Justine) HUH??!!! Justine is as tall as a giraffe, but not even close to Alyssa's size lol that sucks Justine! Now we must kill her! MOTHER F-ER! Starts to Gallop away ...AHHWWWYYSSAAA!!! (alyssa)WHATTTE??!?! Can i ride on your back? HELL NO! fine then!.. Hmph Aww don't Cry justine! plops down on floor PUT ME ON YOUR BACK OR WERE BOTH GONNA DIE! JUSTINE SNAP OUT OF IT OOHH NOOEEEE!!! mad mom comes charging -alyssa fly's away, leaving justine on the floor- Then suddenly Justin eHas a Katana powered upo Right in front of her Face! * final fantasy music starts playing* WHAT NOW?!?! (evil lady) HALT!!!! I've been testing you Justine, Warrior of the Goddess! I want you to join me and my evil force to rule the world!!! You see...I'm not a lady... rips off costume. OMG its a evil demon sorcerer with s huge magical blade staff Come Justine! Join me and you will rule beside me! Plus benefits I am Intrigued by your power! I want you to become my bride also! C'mon what do you say... (Justine) hm.... (alyssa) Wha buh muh guh??? Justine don't!!! flys around you Please don't go to the dark side! Dragon Whimpers (Evil Demon) Come...You'll be the most powerfullest person in the world!!! besides me... I Need to Hear the benefits of this Demon bride thing hun... And Alyssa! i love ya! (as like a Bestestest friend!) but You know i've always wanted to Be ruler of the Underworld.. or Demon world.. wat ever.. oh well! i NEED TO HEAR WHAT I GET! (demon dude) Oh, the benefits are spectacular! You get to control your own army of evil demons! You don't have to clean up anything! (you have maid demons for that!) You'll get to not only rule the underworld with me, you'll get to rule this world too! I'll give you the power to change into anything you want! And everything you want and need! (alyssa) GONK!!! Justine! (Demon dude) Oh yes and you'll be able to keep your friend as a pet! And always have her with you! Turns alyssa into a smaller dragon and puts her into a cage Alyssa! think of the bene fits! I'll turn you into my Demon Princess! you can Take Care of the Demonic pokemon battles! Come ON!!! give it a shot? i Let your ight out of your Cage! Well comeon alyssa i don't care if you want to.. but your going to Have to come with me.. THINK OF THE GREAT DINNERS! NEVER!!! turns back into regular self spits below your feet something crashes throw the roof of the store A big white light shines in the middle of everyone... The light fades... A handsome young Angel prince in battle armor and a ginormous sword stood in the fading light. (alyssa) GONK!!!!!!!!! (Angel prince) Ah! I have found you Hadaden! You will never rule this world because I am going to stop you! (Demon dude) Now you won't since Justine, my bride to be, is going to join me! She's the strongest lady of all! Angel prince shakes his head You fool, she's not the only greatest warrior! This lady right before me can match you lady's greatest strength, but your lady can never match her great heart! Alyssa! Will you join me and defend the peace on this world? I am astounded by you and your heart! Alyssa! Can I take you hand in marriage? AW HELL NO! Come on Babe lets kill this fool! * justine and Demon dude shoot Demonbowsat the 'hunky angel guy'* I GOT HIM! justine and Demon dude do double high fives (alyssa) Oh no!!!! You hurt him! well thats too bad now isn't it?! jutine Walks into Darkness And guess what alyssa?! (alyssa) mutters what bish?! justine whips out a Heartless on a leash My new pet babeh! Angel prince gets up I am an Angel, you cannot kill me by force like that... Come my beautiful angel...lets go to the heaven kingdom, where we will wed and prepare for war. smiles Grow your wings... lays hands gently on alyssa's shoulders Golden wings burst throughout the store (Angel prince) A gift for you my love! (alyssa) SQUEE!!! Its a snow leapord angel!!! I love it!!! Both fly up into the sky (Thinks sadly) Goodbye justine...... (Angel prince) Your terrors will never reign, Underlord King and Queen! (demon dude says to Angel hunk) OH SHUT THE BLEEPIN HELL UP! (angel hunk) ALYSSA! I HATE YOU... i Can't stand it but...I"M GAY FOR DEMON DUDE!!!! alyssa and justine Crack up Uhmm Hun what did you just say? I'm Gay for the Angel hunk justine.. WHAT?! Justine drempt about in her sleep AW DARN IT!!!! Oh wait....I guess that is good that it didn't happen.... Justine lives in the hugest room of the kingdom, which is like two miles wide.... I wish the bathroom wasn't so far away!!!! bathroom appears closer to you (Justine) YAY!!!! Demon dude walks out of it wear only a bath towel around his waist and a tooth brush in his mouth (Demon dude) What the....? How'd I get over here???? (Justine) I wished for it, so I can go freakin BATHROOM! Pushes him out and shuts the door Meanwhile in heaven.... pets Frost the snow leapord on the very big white soft soft bed Prince enters the room (Angel prince) Hey there beautiful! (Alyssa) Hey!!! poke your it!!! ^_^ Alyssa takes off flying (Prince) I'll get you!!!! (Alyssa thinks) I wish Justine was here.... Suddenly justine Gets this tingly Feeling I think its alyssa! or maybe i just Really Hafta go pee... goes pee ok its gone le sigh justine Walks ino Demonic Bedroom Lays there is the demonic dude.. in a silk Bathrobe mumbling "come on over hun" Justines eyes are automatically looking like this justine runs and locks Herself inside the demonic dudes bedroom* Suddenly He pops up into the room.. Justine is ******** FREAKED! (demonic hunk) Come on over babe.. HELL NO! runs downstairs -justine finds a strange big purple hole..- (demonic hunk) I love you! no don't go in there! justine throws Her ring Behind her as she jumps into the hole Suddenly theirs this Beautiful Peach colored Bed.. Justine Plops into it.. Alyssa appears inside there (alyssa) JUSTINE! (justine) ALYSSA! -we give each other a tight hug- I missed you! @ whoops i wrote a little much.. i kind of got Carried away @ lol (alyssa) I had a feeling you were in trouble!!!! So I created a portal to resque you! This is the guest room! You must stay with us! We'll protect you from the evil "hunk Demon!!!" If thats what caused your dismay! The door opens The angel prince walks in, in his bathrobe and candles floating around him (same face as Justines) (Angel prince) Hey hu-...... (Alyssa) Uh muh guh buh...... Almost dies from shock and grossed out-ness (Alyssa) Will you excuse us... Grabs Justine and runs out the door Justine!!! We must flee!!! They want us! but suddenly Justine Passes the Demon hunk and This is her Face Yeshhhh come Backkkkk!!!! Alyssa Tries to Drag justine away (alyssa) Justine! Stop looking at the hu- (alyssa) HAWTNESS! justine Snaps out of it ALYSSA! YOU GOT YOUR OWN MAN MISSEH! justine Throws on the Sonic shoes drags alyssa away COME ON ALYSSA! (alyssa) whoa! ok lets go! alyssa throws on Tails Tail Haha tails tail XD Ok.. NOW WHAT ALYSSA?! (ew I never like yo man anywayz, lol) We must go to.....a theme park!!!!!! Which one should we go to.....oh I know!!! GREAT AMERICA!!! We will rent out the place for like a week for ourselves and go on every ride! They will never find us there! And we will stay in the most Luxurious hotel!!! How about it? Yesh that Would be Dashing my Fellow Friend! A_Departed_Memory · Sat Dec 30, 2006 @ 07:44pm · 0 Comments


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