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My version of the 12 days of christmas

On the 1st day of Christmas my ex-love gave to me,
A noose hanging from a pear tree.
On the 2nd day od Christmas my ex-love gave to me,
Two bottles of poison,
And a noose hanging from a pear tree.
On the 3rd day of Christmas my ex-love gave to me,
Three sharpened knives,
Two bottles of poison,
And a noose hanging from a pear tree.
On the 4th day of Christmas my ex-love gave to me
Four threatening notes,
Three sharpened knives,
Two bottles of poison,
And a noose hanging from a pear tree.
On the 5th day of Christmas my ex-love gave to me,
Five funeral deeds,
Four threatening notes,
Three sharpened knives,
Two bottles of poison,
And a noose hanging from a pear tree.
On the 6th day of Christmas my ex-love gave to me,
Six poisoned muffins,
Five funeral deeds,
Four threatening notes,
Three sharpened knives,
Two bottles of poison,
And a noose hanging from a pear tree.
On the 7th day of Christmas my ex-love gave to me,
Seven loaded pistols,
Six poisoned muffins,
Five funeral deeds,
Four threatening notes,
Three sharpened knives,
Two bottles of poison,
And a noose hanging from a pear tree.
On the 8th day of Christmas my ex-love gave to me,
Eight Chinese stars,
Seven loaded pistols,
Six poisoned muffins,
Five funeral deeds,
Four threatening notes,
Three sharpened knives,
Two bottles of poison,
And a noose hanging from a pear tree.
On the 9th day of Christmas my ex-love gave to me,
Nine broken hearts,
Eight Chinese stars,
Seven loaded pistols,
Six poisoned muffins,
Five funeral deeds,
Four threatening notes,
Three sharpened knives,
Two bottles of poison,
And a noose hanging from a pear tree.
On the 10th day of Christmas my ex-love gave to me,
Ten bloody corpses,
Nine broken hearts,
Eight Chinese stars,
Seven loaded pistols,
Six poisoned muffins,
Five funeral deeds,
Four threatening notes,
Three sharpened knives,
Two bottles of poison,
And a noose hanging from a pear tree.
On the 11th day of Christmas my ex-love gave to me,
Eleven locked coffins,
Ten bloody corpses,
Nine broken hearts,
Eight Chinese stars,
Seven loaded pistols,
Six poisoned muffins,
Five funeral deeds,
Four threatening notes,
Three sharpened knives,
Two bottles of poison,
And a noose hanging from a pear tree.
On the 12th day of Christmas my ex-love gave to me,
Twelve rusted needles,
Eleven locked coffins,
Ten bloody corpses,
Nine broken hearts,
Eight Chinese stars,
Seven loaded pistols,
Six poisoned muffins,
Five funeral deeds,
Four threatening notes,
Three sharpened knives,
Two bottles of poison,
And a noose hanging from a pear tree.
On the 13th day of Christmas my ex-love gave to me,
Thirteen razorblades,
Twelve rusted needles,
Eleven locked coffins,
Ten bloody corpses,
Nine broken hearts,
Eight Chinese stars,
Seven loaded pistols,
Six poisoned muffins,
Five funeral deeds,
Four threatening notes,
Three sharpened knives,
Two bottles of poison,
And a noose hanging from a pear tree!