I heard the statistic somewhere that human sinuses have a volume approximately equal to a shot glass. Or was it two shot glasses? Anyway I had a hard time believing that...
except the part where I've snorked up at LEAST that much phlegm this morning. So much ew. Especially the part where it's not, like, irritated-but-not-diseased allergy phlegm but sick yellow gloop type phlegm. I think yesterday I snorked up most of the top layer of throat cells (windpipe cells? nasal cavity cells? IDK biology enough but some layer of damaged cells) that I still somehow possessed. I'm living on sudafed and antibiotics.
...all I really want is some black tea (with honey, sure, let's do that, honey is antibacterial) and a large bowl of, perhaps, beef stroganoff from the noodle place. Sadly I don't think I'm quite sick enough to guilt trip the family into obtaining the latter.
I can't talk much tho. FUN TIMES.
...as for how I got this crud, that's a no brainer. I worked at a freakin' toy store. The fact that it was in a hella bourgeoisie mall didn't really make a difference. There were still repulsive little slimeball children running around.
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