I swear to whatever f*cking "God" exists my cats are friggin' stoners...every time I play the song "Living Dead Girl" (thank you Rob Zombie...) Chester goes f*cking berzerk...Riddle likes to suck Chester's no-no while he's asleep, and Kuno is...well, Kuno... o.o big fat fluffy f*ck...so, let's go down the list of all my pets that are weird, almost all of them being cats...
Chester: rave-kitten...
Riddle: likes sucking her brother off...
Kuno: Satan incarnate...
Ichigo: spazztastic orgasm mutt...for he has brief orgasms of hyperness...
Enjeru: freak beyond all reason...
Belly: won't stop eating 'til all her food is gone and never gets upset about ANYTHING...
Kiki: tried to kill my brothers in their sleep...
Kiki's kittens/Belly's siblings: attacked my mom's dog, then my brothers...
Shilah: kills whatever she can...
is it just me or is my house a refuge for animal rejects of society?
Mukade Sobakasu Community Member 
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