Justin Bieber has a new SOMEDAY perfume.
Along with a commercial! ._.
News with Forsaken Inducement:
RUTHLESS AFFECTION DISCOVERED ALIVE
By: Forsaken Inducement
Against all odds, Ruthless Affection has been found alive.
Gaian shopkeepers Ian and Sasha, who were enjoying a day trip
to the sunny coast of the Isle de Gambino,
discovered the injured youth amid the waterlogged wreckage
of the ill-fated Tower of Gambino.
Ruthless was presumed dead after witnesses reported that
she had leapt from the top of the tower as it fell,
apparently distraught over her father's shooting at the hands
of an unknown sniper.
Ruthless, who is still fragile from injuries sustained in the fall,
has been take into Sasha's home to rest and recuperate.
Shikoku's life tip of the day is:
The best thing to do in life ever is to surgically replace the hairs
that grow above your upper lip with spaghetti and your nasal fluids
with tomato sauce.
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Badass Booti is herself
UPRlSlNG is ******** superheroes by day. And night. Beat that, bitches. cool
Badass Booti is my CB lover. heart
And we have our own soap-opera. emotion_kirakira
I'mma bird, ********! I'mma bird!
UPRlSlNG and I are birds, moe'suckras! cool
And we have our own comedy. emotion_kirakira
And she's the mother of my children. heart
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