Name: K
Password: *******
Observation record: Jacktech042
Today I have snuck into the J- Corp research facility, hopefully I can find some things about this research facility! It seems that Jacktech042 is the managing supervisor of the research facility! It seems that this Jacktech has captured a yeti of some sort with an ice whip... Strange... Do you think maybe this Jacktech has connections with the elves? Who knows maybe this could be a great discovery for J- Corp! Oh well... Lets find out some more... I was looking for 042 when I look around a corner and there he is speaking with Jack... I think Jack may be getting suspicious of him since his "discovery". This time while I was looking for 042 he was lazing about playing solitaire on a company computer... Luckily Jack caught him... This time I found Jack talking to 042 again! Maybe 042 got demoted from lazing about! He is so tired... If I wasn't allowed in here I would go give him some candy to keep his energy up! I was watching 042 today and I noticed his pendant stopped glowing... Could it be possible that he is losing power? It seems that today he has met one of the smarter lab techs... I read their lips and it seemsed they were speaking of an escape plan... hmmm... Well 042 seems to be regaining power, his pendant started glowing again... 042 is having some strange happenings... His pants just turned into peasants pants... Maybe the Elves have infiltrated the facility... Nah! Oh my! 042 is being noobified somehow! Maybe Jack is really pissed at him for some reason... How scary... He has changed completely! He just attacked Jack! Luckily Bob was sicked on him... Wait... Who's Bob? I am now observing 042 in a mysterious asylum which seemed to have appeared from nowhere... He has returned to his normal form... Phew... They have fired 042! Oh my the Yeti! Jack is very displeased, but until they find a cure for 042's misbehavior I will have to wait... Ah finally... They have reinstated 042... He is now the manager... I overheard Jack's conversation with what seemed like a psychiatrist... Now that he has less to do I can conserve space in my datapad... In a funny way it seems that only one other Jacktech noticed that 042 was gone how funny! 042 has chosen to reward 404 for noticing he was back... Its too bad he lost the present... Ah! He has found the gift! The gift seems to be! Pants? How odd... Now he seems to be plotting against the other lesser employees. One of the other Jacktechs had a party yesterday which 042 forgot all about! But the other Jacktech forgave him because 042 gave him 1k as a present! 042 is acting very strange now... He seems to be attacking random Bani Rangers and Chickie borgs... Wait what are those anyways? Oh well... Heh heh 042 has just found out that the two animals he was just hunting were endangered such a sad story... Oh well! Uh oh! Security has discovered my presence! I have to get out quick! I'll research more on other Jacktechs later gotta bust out of this place!
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Damn you Gambino! Right as I was about to possibly replace you! That LabtechX... He will pay... With Caramel Corn...
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