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RING RING RING RING RING RING RING! BANANA PHONE!: Tales of a Bassist's Answering Machine Part #

"City Morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em; You stab 'em, we slab 'em!"

"I see you got smart and changed it. you have no idea how lucky you are I didn't get that message! You're a crude man, Reita! BAD INFLUENCE!!!!! NO!!! NO!!! MIYAVI!! GIVE ME BACK THE PHONE!!!!"
"Reita!!!!! My buddy! What's hanging?!... Reita?.... REITA!!!?! WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME!!!!?! FINE!!! DON'T TALK! SEE IF I EVER CALL YOU AGAIN!!!!"
"NO! MIYAVI DO-"
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*message*

"Aww! Did Kai find out!? Oh well... Just called to double check on the time. You're going to be here after practice to help me pack right? Are you sure you don't mind this? I mean, we could take it slower if you want! Not that I don't want to move in with you! oh... i should just stop talking... damn it. Just ******** call me. Love you."
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Hartland home for lost whores.

"Kai is so gonna kill you. Have either of you seen Ururha? he owes me money and won't pay up. If you see him, send him my way or give me a call."
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Hello, you've reached Reita and Ruki. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Ruki likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.

"You dirty dirty man! And now you've even corrupted Ruki!!! I give up! It's not worth continuing! SHUT UP MIYAVI! I'LL MAKE YOU A SANDWHICH SOON! JUST LET ME FINISH WITH THIS CALL! .... I'm very disappointed in you, Reita... I had higher hopes for you- I KNOW!!!! eh.... I have to go feed the baby.... DON'T say it. It's been too long of a day dealing with the studio.... call me back."
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*message*

"Wow... you had me goin' there for a bit. Hey, have you seen Aoi? I'm trying to avoid him so.. oh s**t! he's here! EEP!"
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"We're sorry. The number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer is service..."

"you're avoiding me.... aren't you? I knew it! You hate me!"
"Kyo! Stop whining! hey, Reita, it's Die. I need some one to puppy sit. Feeling up to it?"
"You wouldn't need a puppy sitter if you didn't have a puppy..."
"Oh... go sleep with Toshiya.... Anyway, Give me a call, thanks Reita! I'll owe you one!"
"One what? A blow jo-"
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If you are a family meber or a very close friend leave a message if you desire. If you're a telemarketer or a bill collector go and jump off of the Sears Tower then and only then will you get what you desire.

"You've officially reached the oddest level of insanity yet.... Hey, it's Tora. Kai lost his cell phone again and yours is the only number I could find. PSC has a tour set up... GazettE's part of it. Could you get a hold of Kai for me? None of us can reach him. If you could, that'd be great. Let me know if you got through."

((there's going to be more of these... don't know how many, but yeah.... FUN!!!!))