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RING RING RING RING RING RING RING! BANANA PHONE!: Tales of Bassist's Answering Machine Part @

"******** me after the tone" BEEEP

"Reita, what's with your message changing nearly every month? Are you insane? No, wait, scratch that. Are you SANE!?! Any way! I'm bored and wanted to go shopping. Give me a ring, back will ya? Luvs! oh and.... when are we gonna tell the others about.... well... you know..? Let me know."
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"Hi. Now you say something."

"you're a sick man aren't you? Oh well... at least you're not polluting anyone's mind.... Bad influence that you are. Any way, Uru called, he's locked out of his apartment again. I can't find the key he gave me. Is your copy where it always is? I'm on my way to your apartment right now.... I have your spare."
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"Reita has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away. Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer."

"Reita... I'm not going to ask why I walked in on you and Ruki in a lip lock... I'm not going to ask any questions on this... I'm just going to ask that if anything happens... you both handle it like adults and not let it ruin the GazettE... ok? and that means neither of you leaving as well. Best of luck to both of you..."
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"We are unable to come to the phone right now. At the tone, please leave your name, number, and Master Card, Visa, or American Express account number and we'll get back to, pending credit approval."

"What has Ruki put you up to? I swear you two spending more time together is dangerous... but you both seem happy............ Fine. What ever. Just, give me a call back. The costume designers need you and Ruki in early tomorrow. Apparently you have adjustments that need to be made."
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"You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System. Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and stored for later use. Once this is done, our computers will be able to use the sound of _your_ voice for literally thousands of illegal and immoral purposes. There is no charge for this initial consultation, however our staff of professional extortionists will be contacting you in the near future to further explain the benefits of our service, and to arrange for your schedule of payment. Remember to speak clearly at the sound of the tone. Thank you."

'You're getting weirder every day.... you know that? Any way, I'm calling... Ruki wasn't at home so I'm asuming he's there. also, do you want me to keep this from Ururha and Aoi?"
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You're dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world without time, where sound collides with color and shadows explode. You see a signpost up ahead -- this is no ordinary telephone answering device... You have reached, "The Twilight Phone".

"You've been watching too much American TV, Rei-Rei. Aw well! It's cute. Any way, we still on for tonight? Hope so! Luvs!"
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Ruki: (seductively)"Hi.. I'm Ruki... you know... life can be awfully lonely as a vocalist for a big name band..."
Reita: (interupting) "Come on, Ruki, give me the damned phone... Hey, you've reached Reita. Please leave a message and I might just get back to you...."

"You sick b*****d! I can't believe you actually recorded that!"
"Yeah! Kai's gonna kill ya!"
"Shut up, Uru! Any way! WE just found out!"
"YEAH! Is it true!?"
"Of course it is! They virtually just had sex on the answering machine!"
"You're so mean, Aoi!"
"What are you two doing?"
"KAI!?"
'Eh! We gotta go Good luck!"