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THE VILLAGE GREEN PRESERVATION SOCITY

Today I went out on the village green. Someone suggested that I play a quick nine holes of “goof” for fun. That game is a lot harder than it looks! The most annoying thing about it was that I never seemed to have enough room to maneuver and hit the ball like I wanted to. In the end it didn't matter as my game was interrupted by a flock of plastic flamingos.

Talked to Leon, the guard for this area. His mother is the older lady I met yesterday. Very sweet but a terrible cook. Anyway, he seems to think the lawn gnomes are up to something. Not sure how much I be leave him. However, the gnomes have built a number of fortified settlements. I was attacked by some type of turret when I got close to one. Don't know if they're planning some sort of attack like Leon says; but he wants me to find out.

Finally I went out and explored the farm west of town. Bill, the owner, didn't seem to like me that much. Everyone else seemed too scared of him to talk to me behind his back. I'll just have to do something to get on his good side. The Animated here in the country seem a lot tougher. I especially hate those iron mosquitoes or whatever those are. Wonder what they were before the change. Tried going into that graveyard beside the farm. Didn't get very far though. Maybe I should come back with more people.

Well, I think that's about it for today. I need to go to bed.