Q: How many Emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They'd rather sit in the dark & cry.
Iwish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first?
The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears.
What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry.
What do you call an emo kid outside the mall?
Anything he'll cry no matter what you do.
how do you get a emo kid out of a tree: cut the rope
Q: What do you call a bunch of emos at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: What's the worst thing about 4 emos in a Honda Civic driving off a cliff?
A: The car holds 5.
Q: What did the emo kid say when he broke up with his girlfriend?
A: TRICK QUESTION! Emos dont have girlfriends
"i'm so emo they kick me out of the bar when they start happy hour.
why are emo girls resentful of their boyfriends? cuz they've already got a p***y.
what do you say to an emo in a Line? no cutting.
how many emo kids does it take to drive a car? two, one with bangs over his right eye... and another with his bangs over his left eye.
You aren't alowed to diss "emo" if you have panic at the disco in your sig.
A punk and a hippie are walking down the street and the hippie says" so what is punk anyway?"
The punk kicks over a garbage can and says "THATS PUNK!!"
The hippie walks over and kicks another trash can over and says "now am i a punk" and the punk says "no now your a poser!"
an emo kid, a jew, a mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins?
society.
-why do emo girls wear skirts?
-because all the emo guys stole their pants
Did you hear about the new Sesame Street toy? Tickle Me Emo... Tickle him and he runs away to a dark corner and cries and writes poetry. Help him cut his wrists and he laughs "oh boy, that tickles!" in a high-pitched voice.
-What's the difference between a lawyer and an emo kid dead in the middle of the road?
-The lawyer is just a hit and run; the emo kid's been reversed over just to make sure.
-What did god say when he made his first emo
-damn i must have dropped my razor in the mixing pot
and this one isn't an emo joke, but it's funny.
A rabbi and a punk pass each other in the street
'oy'
'oi'
why do hardcore kids wear camo?
because they dont wana be scene.
how many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
none. because they can't change s**t.
If crying makes you emo then we've been emo since age 5.
how do you torture an Emo kid?
Tell him he looks happy today!
How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ten... one to screw it in, one to drop and break it, one to cut theirself with it, and seven to cry and write a song about it!
what do EMO kids use as birth control?
Their personalities.
never did understand these jokes? there all cliches and its stupid.
question? what do people get outa makeing fun of somebody
elses life style?
you know not all emo kids cut them selves and some kids could be the biggest preps in the world and cut their selves just because they arent as open about it dont mean it doesnt happen and if you two seconds to talk to "emos" you could figure a little about why they are cryin and its probablly because the insensitive jerks in this stupid thing judge them by the music they listen to and the way they dress... i bet if you took the time to get to know the emo kids you would find out theyre not as bad as people make them out to be...
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