Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.
It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage.
The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain"
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say"
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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I've just stolen 2-20 minutes of your life!!
muhahaha!
hustling...
Don't let it happen to you!
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