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So I was reading more fan fics again and I suddenly realized that my imagination is starting to run wild. I say this with the utmost confidence, because the proof lies within the naked man running around in the recesses of my mind.

-Souzou breaks from her laptop for a moment and turns her rotating chair just enough to observe the naked figure having the time of his life. The figure soon stops, noticing the attention he is now recieving and waves with a rather large grin plastered on his face.

"Oi, Souzou-chan! Join in! It'll be like Spring Break, ne!"-

Hmm...Yes, he's still there...and I am ignoring him.

-She then casually turns back to her home keys and rubs her temples-

I don't know if it's bad enough that he's running around naked, or if it's worse because it's Alaric. The accursed male persona that Erin (or should I say Angelo?) affectionately dubbed, thereby allowing him to rein supreme in my subconscious and cause me to say horrible things that are often related to severely poor sex jokes...Actually, he's always caused me to do that, but now he can sneak up behind me and casually lick my cheek whenever he feels like it...just because he knows it bothers me.

He's a devilish little b*****d, to say the least. Just when I'm starting to think that I have become a somewhat...shall I say 'dead to the world' individual? He decides to jump in and I suddenly find many things to be far more...stimulating than they would normally be. He enjoys every damn minute of it too. And I wouldn't be surprised if he's behind the very random thoughts that reach the surface of my mind and I suddenly wonder where the hell they came from.

Example thought: "Was I turned on just now because I sneezed several times, or did I sneeze several times because I'm turned on..? If it's the latter, than I am going to have some problems with future relationships..."

Ohhh...I'm in trouble if he can influence me that subtly. I'd blame him for the fan fics, but I actually enjoy those because they're pretty damn hot...please stand by...

-Souzou casually directs her attention to the giggling red-head leaning over her shoulder. Her placid demeanor hardened...considerably.

"Now they think you've been reading porns, Souzou-chan! You know, you really shouldn't say things like that, or else people will start getting the wrong idea." He smiles, nodding to himself approvingly at having 'scolded' his initial creator.

Souzou glares at the man, practically willing to incinerate him with looks alone.

The red-head simply glances back, confused. "What? It's not like the stories are bad. Why else would you read them, ri-GAH!!"

Alaric is struck down by the laptop Souzou was once using to type, which was quickly replaced by another laptop as soon as she had confirmation that the man was either unconscious or bleeding severely. She then goes back to typing.-

Ahem! As I was saying, the fan fics really aren't that bad. I've found a few that adhere to their series so well, that I actually find it believable in the storyline of the actual series and then there are some that just satisfy my random fan-service-y mind. And there are some...very adorable love stories I've run across as well...yes...adorable...Seriously, they're ******** cute and they actually make my heart melt and I will squeeze lemon juice into every one of my open wounds if I ever say that again.

-"Cute."-

CRACK

-"Pain..."-

Yeah, so what was I talking about again?

Oh, right. My wild imagination. Well, he's...*glances* twitching on the floor now...*takes another glance* And bleeding. Just a little bit, though, nothing a large stack of dryer-fresh towels couldn't cure. Either that or some super absorbent tampons.

...Was there a point to this entry?