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Well, if you read the entry before this, you'd know that JP said she'd forgive me for Winter's little kiss. HAH! She only did that to let me drop my guard, here's the overall summary for the entry today: OUCH!

I woke up today, the day was normal except for the well, snow outside. Yeah, I shouldn't of even gotten out of bed that day. Because even as soon as I got up, I wound up caught in a trap. No clothing on body + shared room + inability to take covers with me to the closet to change + everyone being awake and watching me = WTF do you think? So, moving from that, JP took her shower before me this time around, I wondered why... for five seconds. All of a sudden, the hot jets of water went completely ice cold. And I'm not talking 42 degree cold, I'm talking practical ice falling on my head. 0 degree water. Got out of the shower in five minutes, (With clothes on for a change. And am I glad they had their fun with only seeing my face when I woke up.) JP was right outside the door, her impish grin showed me that I was in for it. The first action I had after seeing her face: "I think I'm running a fever. I'm going to go lay down." She returned, "Ohh, my poor baby. Let's get you some medicinal cures." She put me in bed, tucked the covers tight, and made sure I was made prisoner while everyone else left. (Welcome to Pandora's box, the door's wide the ******** open.) She said,"I know, mystery stew will cure your problem right up!" "Now I know I'm dead.", is what I muttered.
So she made the stew, and I was forced to down it to the last drop. (By forced I mean forced, she put that crap down my throat and I had to swallow and I couldn't throw up without having it just go right back down, she made sure of that.) Then there was the real painful cures. Ohh, yes, I'm talking total torture. She went for treatments I never even heard of. I mean who in the hell ever heard of "ellllleeccctttrrroooossshhhhhooooccccckkkk" treatment for colds? Not me!
Then there were the gruesome things that happened after I said I felt all better. She went shopping, and guess who got to not only carry the bags, but her as well? (Hello, I'm Skold, nice to meet you.) Then there was dress judgement.......
oooohhhh boy! Dress judgement, LIKE I WANT TO DO THAT! I know what you're thinking, "why didn't you try to run?", right? Let's just say, I had a flashback on the results of last time I tried to run..
----flashback----
"I'm free...... yes..... had.... to.... RLH....."
"Skold, did you try to get away from me?"
There she was right above my head, looking down at me in full form. But, she had a fire in her eyes that told me, well, they didn't carry a good message. And niether did her energy blasts to my tail, head, everything ached and was practically useless. (She had to carry me home! Biggest freaking disgrace I ever had in my life!) There is much more, but I think you get the picture.
--- end of fashback-----
Ohh, and then there was lunch. Boy, was there lunch.....
She likes sushi, I don't at all, I prefer my fish and meat cooked thanks! Guess where we went? A sushi bar. I had to stick to eating from the salad bar, which still had many things even I couldn't identify. And I had to watch and wait for her to eat her sushi. (Welcome to barf fest, our current location is in Skold's stomach.)
After that more shopping that made me get into multiple uncomfortable situations. Like the whole "I think I ought to see someone else wear it, to get a notion of how far it can stretch and how it could look on me." pitch. And guess who now hates himself for finally getting a good regiment of excersize and loosing weight? She was my height, and way off in muscular areas but she insisted, and when she insists on getting revenge, it's either that or something worse.
I made it to dinner.......
I thought I'd get a break for dinner... for only a minute. She saw the most expensive freaking restaurant in town. (Thank god, no sushi. And some food I like.) I didn't get a break. She had the most expensive thing on the menu, and dessert, AND got a room for us to eat in alone, AND got the special entertainment package in which an atmosphere is set for some either slow music or rocking out. (It was slow, I hated the slow music she chose.)
I was spent when I hit the pillow, after taking a second shower. Felt worked and torqued out.......
Torture wasn't over yet!
She had a small party with the others, lasting until midnight. Then she kicked people out and took part of my bed. With the bare essentials on. (She had to tease me with that.) I just looked at her with eyes that were glassy, no life was behind them because I was zapped, no amps left, not even a watt of power. She touched my face with her hand, she knew I was awake, barely, but enough to know what she was doing. She smiled, softly sang a small lullaby she knew I wouldn't go to sleep to.
"Well, I'm finished now. We're even." She said, behind her smile and started to snuggle up to me. "Even? Hah! You......"
I fell asleep, before I could tell her that I needed to feel some love here, she wiped me out. And I was just off in dreamland. She made sure the dream was nice using her telepathy, apparently she knew what I was going to say before having knocked out.