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One of the worst problems that this world faces is the "evil week". Although it's only 3 or 4 days long, its devilish laughter can be heard throughout the year. It's the week after New Years vacation, this very week we are in. Most of you don't need to be told why this week is evil. So I won't. For the rest of you, get off the drugs. Those things are illegal. Really, if having to go back to work or school, knowing that there will be no more vacation time till March, and realizing that you've didn't get any cool toys this year doesn't make you see that this is "Evil Week", then you are on some seriously dangerous aspirins and I'm concerned for you. I can't remember what you're supposed to do if you're on drugs. Stop, drop, and roll; I think. If that doesn't work then let me know and I'll try startling you (or was that to get rid of the burps or something?). Anyways, "Evil Week" is upon us and I don't like it.