Narrator: Well...today is kinda of a drag...Aru is sick....he cought Fristimonia while in Crystalania yestarday....poor guy. Everything he touches turns to ice. And all his fire powers that he loves turned to ice! The bright side is...he can't kill us!
Archimonde: (Thinking) MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Aru is sick! I can take advantage of this! I shall destroy him when his guard is down most! HAHAHA I am SO evil!!!
Aru: Archimonde....can you please come over here?
Archimonde: Aru I am sick and tired of y-
Aru: *interupts Archimonde* Could you please be the best friend you've always been and get me some steak? Im hungry. Ill appriciate it if you can.
Archimonde: (Thinking) Wow...he sure is sick....he never says please to me...
Aru: What's wrong? Is it my breath? Did I do something bad or hurt you? Im terribly sorry if I did!
Archimonde: Uhhh...no sorry. Ill go get your steak.
Aru: Thank you *smiles big*
Archimonde: (thinking) He said thank you?! Usually he'd blast me with a fireball and tell me to get my worthless but in the kitchen...*Walks into the kitchen and makes a steak in 10 seconds* Hmmm ill put extra hot sauce on it *Pours on the whole bottle, and walks back out into the living room* Aru! I got your steak!
Aru: Thanks very much *Takes a bite out of steak and spits it out* YOU PUT HOT SAUCE ON IT?!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Raises hand to Archimonde and a burst of snow hit Archimonde against the wall*
Archimonde: That's just cold....
THE END!!!!
Aru Kinjamino · Sat Dec 08, 2007 @ 05:08pm · 0 Comments