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I can't say I'm too in love with the forum migration. xp It makes posts uneditable. sad

Once upon a wide brush plain there was a very large dragon. Every day, he ate dozens of Veggie burgers with a green hat on his head. Then one day he started to get tummy growls and fell down. Then suddenly a big, crimson pheonix flew to him, wearing a trilby. He asked if he could spare some Veggie burgers to eat with with his purple fork and knife. Then they both looked each other down smiling eagerly. "Hey, pass that bag full of green chips flavored lime and salsa." Then Gambino walked up to them, looked at them and screamed loudly a funny phrase about blue penguins eating lime green monkey fried lobster. Dragon and Phoenix needed more guests to throw the very wild party on Friday night with mister Gambino, who was bringing punch and pie fresh from Vanessa's. "Watch for hair," said the dragon, while standing on a sandy beach with purple waves crashing into the wet, lavendar sand with orange grass stuck between his two front teeth. "Gather some wood, commanded Gambino, "and dance for me!"

Dragon and Phoenix started a fire, put on music, and began to "do the Hustle." All three danced around the Maypole while singing the Y.M.C.A. song. Suddenly, a big wave as high as Commerzbank Tower (1,000 feet or 305 meters) roared out of the blue and crashed into the trio, throwing them into a pile. At that moment, rolling thunder and lightning threatened to washout their party out [Kierras - Like the big wave didn't do it already! lol ]. With determination and great optimism they trudged on towards Peak'hi Mountain, where a great feast awaited them. When they got there, they saw Polynesian Hula Dancers who were wearing shining humming pendants. But in actuality, they were wearing green, sparkling fairy wings that looked like a pendant with emeralds and black beads that hummed mysterious melodies. The humming meant their dancing was near the end. Which caused them - Gambino, Pheonix, Dragon - to gallop slowly without a horse and then all of a sudden a big green toothless sea monster, who spontaneously ate aged solidified wine, came out of a wine cellar as drunk as a piece of burnt limes. Unfortunately, they are nonexistent. But who cares, the monster doesn't. So anyways a ...