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The Advantages of Anorexia: As written by a Fat Guy
First of all, let me say this. I don't want to be anorexic. While I'd don't love being fat, I would rather be that than anorexic.

1. You can use your ribs as an old time washboard, thus eliminating the need for a washing machine!
2. You can hide very easily, for a game or top-secret covert ops, by turning sideways!
3. You can go naked for holloween, and people will just think you are a skeleton.
4. You look like a starving greyhound, so... ummm.... I guess that really isn't an advantage.

Well, that is all I can think of right now. Peace out, and I hoped you enjoyed this lighthearted journal message.