Dear Wife of mine,
I smelled you. You have a nice day. You make me want to go to the bathroom. You should go to the bathroom. Someday I will go to the bathroom. You + me = lots of time in the bathroom. If I saw you now I'd run to the bathroom. Remember that time when we both had the idea of bathroom time? I would build a tolilet just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "I gotta pee".
We could go to the bathroom under the stars. If there was one thing about you that I love to tell others, its that you make no noises when in the bathroom.
Love,
Bathroom Boy.
(P.S. We're out of toilet paper..)
Weak eh? Here's the original form.
Dear ______,
I _____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. Remember that time when _______? I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars. If there was one thing about you that I love to tell others, its that ___________.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
-Syri-pants.