- Alright, this is seriously starting to piss me the ******** off!
You see, I recently started getting into the whole 'rave' scene. Yeah, you heard me, bright colors, glowsticks, and techno! I haven't really been open to a lot of my friends about my whole 'raver'-ness because I figured that you know, I'm not a raver yet, I better not be calling myself one because I'm going to get called a ******** poser.
Well, my suspicions[sp?] were confirmed last night. Yes, that's ******** right, I was called a ******** poser. Not to my face, no, but behind my back to one of my best friends. Messed up, right? You know it! And you know why it pisses me off? Because I hate posers. I am definitely not a ******** poser. This is why I'm so ******** pissed!
Where the hell is it written that a beginner raver must go to a rave their first day of being a raver? I don't see a book of rules about ravers anywhere, do you? If there is, point me in that direction so I can ******** follow those ******** rules! I was called a poser because I have yet to be to a rave. Um...yeah, hello! This is ******** Durango we're talking about! Where the ******** am I going to find a ******** rave in this ******** town?
And you know, I don't like big crowds of people. Why? Because I just ******** don't, that's why. And because of this, I got called a mother ******** poser. I don't have to like people to be a raver douche bag! I don't have to go to raves because I like people! I can go to ******** raves to have fun with some ******** bright colors and dance about swinging glowsticks!
I'm sick and ******** tired of hearing people call me a ******** poser because I am not! You know what I think? I think they're damn jealous of me. Wanna know why I think this? I think this because they're all to ******** busy trying to find every ******** thing wrong with someone to call a poser! And you know, I'm just pretty like that so I better be called a ******** poser for being goddamn pretty you a** holes! I hope you all die! That's what I hope! I hope you are all kicked in the stomach until you bleed because you all ******** deserve to ******** die!
I also got called a poser because I like the band FlyLeaf. I'm not obsessed with them or anything and I sure as hell don't own all of their albums. But I do like them. And I don't like religion either. Scratch that, I ******** hate religion! So when I say that I like FlyLeaf, I get called a ******** poser because apparently, they're a christian band. Excuse me for a second while I laugh my a** off. Have any of you ever heard of a christian metal band with screaming, singing about crap like demons and all that? 'Cause I sure as hell haven't! If you have, please point me in that direction while I continue laughing my ******** a** off!
It's because of assholes like these that I hate people!
So ******** you a** holes! You are goddamn certain to be ******** raped up the a** by a sharp pointy stick by the time I'm ******** done with you a** hole! GET THE ******** OVER YOURSELF AND STOP CALLING ME A ******** POSER! GET IT THROUGH YOUR ******** THICK SKULL THAT I AM CERTAINLY NOT A ******** POSER!
******** YOU ASSHOLES! ******** YOU!
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A poser is someone that tries to be something, anything. They try. Whereas, such as me and you, I never TRIED to be a COMPUTER GEEK, I just said one day "Hey, computers kick a**", and it became a passion. If raving, music or anything was your new found passion, then you are not a poser, you are a ******** person. God forbid you have interests in things. Tell those people they can bite the curb, and then stick a spiked wooden d***o up there a**, then kick there teeth out plus a new hole.