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Hi all, Hench2 blogging live from Proctologist Nefarious' lair off the coast of Nebraska. Today is Christmas so first things first, Merry Christmas and Happy holidays and Happy New Year all! Down to buisness, Christmas day with Nefarious is absolute insanity! You wouldn't think someone so evil could be so happy! Nefarious bought us all presents, mine being a set of crystal shot-glasses and a martini set. Adrian got band-aids and Scout got sunglasses. We all chipped in and bought Nefarious a high-definition widescreen television for video conferences with high-ranking government officials, so now he can terrorize the world in style! Also, Antione and Trebor sent in nice gifts to all of us. Scout got a new jacket straight out of the 70's, Adrian got more band-aids, (Extra large) I got new sunglasses and Nefarious got soap shaped like a Chicken and a Feng Shui garden. He's been raking it all morning. Well that's all for now! Until next time,

Hench2

Lights everywhere, illuminating the darkness. No matter where I go ornaments show my reflection in hues or red, green and silver. Nefarious really has gone all out this year to create the most astoundingly decorated Christmasy house on the block. He's even opened up his lair to the public for a small fee. I really have to hand it to him, he knows how to make a buck or two. He's even got reindeer on the lawn! It's amazing that such an evil genius would be so into Christmas.