I am not allowed to watch Kankurou sing in the mirror, as it is disturbing.
I am not allowed to kill Temari for stealing the last cookie.
I am not allowed to tell Shukaku its bedtime, as he will likely kill me.
I am not allowed to offer to sleep with random people when they protest saying ‘I’m Straight’. Even if my reply is: ‘Straight?! So’s spaghetti until you heat it up!’
I am not allowed to wear a dress in public then claim Shukaku possessed me.
I am not allowed to talk cockney and pretend its dress up.
I am not allowed to join the Akatsuki just so I can check out Itachi, as he probably already had incest with Sasuke.
I am not allowed to outstare a squirrel just because Shukaku want’s its acorn for tea.
I am not allowed blue smarties or chocolate cake as it makes me hyper.
I am not allowed to continuously stare at Sakura’s breasts, even though they are so big they impair my vision.
I am not allowed to sneak into Naruto’s room at night and do stuff, as he is now Hinata’s.
I am not allowed to fall asleep on assignments, for multiple reasons.
I am not allowed to screw Neji because, even though people can’t see us, they can still hear.
I am not allowed to steal Temari’s fan then when she asks for it, tell her it’s probably what has been shoved up her a** all this time.
I am not allowed to dress up as Kankurou then go outside with his puppets, put make-up on them and say; Don’t my dollies look so pretty today.
I am not allowed to call Tsunade-sama a flat chested whore, regardless of how true it might be.
I am not allowed to buy a kitten just to attempt to talk to it.
I am not allowed to dress up as Kakashi on Halloween then say; I only dressed up in the scariest thing possible, and I didn’t have any scarecrow costumes.
I am not allowed to watch Doctor Who because it ‘gives me idea’s’
I am not allowed lollies because the sucking noise makes ‘Little Kankurou’ wake up. Whatever that means.
I am not allowed to watch Naruto then claim to know the future.
I am not allowed to tell Sasuke that Itachi’s attracted to Orochimaru.
I am not allowed to scream in the middle of the night for no reason.
I am not allowed to give Temari raisons, as they make her go purple. But I do it anyway.
I am not allowed to dress up as Hinata then claim to want to have sex with Naruto.
I am not allowed to dress up at all, as the results are disastrous.
I am not allowed to drink. It makes me horny.
I am not allowed to sleep in a bed with over 4 teddies.
I am not allowed to put my teddies in the bath because they get soggy.
I am not allowed to kill a weasel then put it in Temari’s shower.
I am not allowed to read Jiraiya’s books.
I am not allowed to scream like a girl.
I am not allowed to wrap the teacher in tinfoil just because they’re allergic.
I am not allowed to kill my science teacher just because he has a profound fear of lip-gloss.
I am not allowed to watch Temari put her face cleanser on. The white cream and her singing ‘I will Survive’ is hell.
I am not allowed to tell her.
I am not allowed to try to rub that pen off my head. (The one that looks like the Kanji of ‘Love’)
I am not allowed to dance, because I am bad at it.
I am not allowed to play football because I am a sore loser.
I am not allowed to cry, because it ruins my mascara.
I am not allowed to play Final Fantasy because it get’s me emotional.
I am not allowed to go on MSN because of the fact my modem is rubbish.
I am not allowed to marry Sakura, because Temari says she isn’t feminine. (I don’t get what’s so ‘Masculine’ about her figure though.)
I am not allowed to want to be a mime.
I am not allowed to act because I end up firing a gun and blowing the place up.
I am not allowed to get Hata-chan kicked off Fanfiction.
I am not allowed to watch Rock Lee and Maito Gai train, as their eyebrows give me nightmares far worse that Shukaku.
I am not allowed to drool, as isn’t very attractive, yeah, like having a giant fan to heave around IS...
I am not allowed to ask Kankurou is he wants a pedicure with his facial.
I am not allowed to wave a pregnancy test around and say to Temari; ‘Hey! It came positive! Calling him Shikamaru Jr.? (Gets glared at by Hataruka) ...I am SO dead meat now right?
Me: Yuppers.
Gaara: Oh Jesus Christ In Holy HELL! RUN!
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