THIS WAS MADE WHEN I WAS CALLED PIELORD999 SO IT WONT MAKE SENCE NOW!
yey ok it started when i first tasted pie it was so nice i threw it up and eat it a again whee sweatdrop dramallama then i ate more this time apple pie it was even nicer and thats how i became pielord999
hmmm that wasn't so good so ill make a better story
once there was a boy biggrin who had a urge for pie he would crave it day in day out until he found a pie so tasty so fresh he seen a fiary at first he thought it was hes mind going numb from the perfect taste but then he reached out and it was there
"OY don't tuch me" it shouted stressed
"what are you?" asked the the boy question
"oh im a pie fiary but you can call me piesny" mrgreen
"ok hmmm..."sed the boy"am i dead?" confused
"of cores you are" sed piesny suddenly the boys face went white with teror eek
suddenly the pie fiary burst out in the most hiteric lafter rofl
"of cores you aren't you idiot but seen your face it was like this" eek xp
"you are cruel you know" sed the boy stressed
"yep" sed the fiary mightily 3nodding
"well what happened" sed the boy question
"well you just ate the pie lord" murmured the fiary twiddling her thumbs
"WHAT THAT WAS A PERSON" screamed the boy
"noooo" laffed the fiary its a lord you silly duck
"well what will happen know?" replayed the boy
"not much just you becoming the new pielord not much well the 999th to be precise" sed the pie fiary looking at the floor interested in the bug scuttling around
"WHAT DO I HAVE TO BE A PIE?" gasped the boy
"no but you do get this Halloween costume i don't know y really pie isn't even scary" replied the fiary
"cool" answered the boy "what Powers do i get?"
"oh errm what where they hmmmm " sed the pie fiary now scratching her head"oh ye you can make anything into eny kind of pie fly incase you get to fat to walk and x ray vision but it only works on pie just so you can see if there posioned don't know y sum one would posin you its not all that good" sed the fiary gasping for air
"cool " sed the boy suddenly a huge golden flash blinding the boy for 5 seconds when he sees again hes in the Halloween suit "wow that wasn't much"sed the boy disappointed
"what flavor was the pie lord anyway" asked the fiary
"cherry" replied the boy
"I KNEW IT HE WOULDN'T TELL ME BUT THATS MOSTLY BECAUSE PIES CANT TALK"
sed the fiary all mightily scream
THE END
TO BE CONTINUED...
THIS WAS MADE WHEN I WAS CALLED PIELORD999 SO IT WONT MAKE SENCE NOW!
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