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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google, it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

When Chuck Norris goes cow-tipping, he lifts the cow up and drop kicks it into the neighboring farm. All the other cows simply tip themselves over to keep from having to walk back in the dark.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can punch a cyclops between the eye.

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

There is no such thing as Global Warming. Chuck Norris got cold, so he turned the sun up.

There was a theory that Superman is invincable, Chuck norris has proved that wrong. Twice.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris once roundabout kicked a man so hard, he broke the Speed of Light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris' facial hair is known to cut diamonds.

When Chuck Norris does push ups, He doesn't push himself up, He pushes the World down.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.*

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Chuck Norris CAN Believe it's not butter.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

LOL random yes? I just had to keep these for future usage~