Ok... So I am pretty drunk.. so much that this is taking me awhile to write even a few words.. I prolly shouldn't have written those last words.. It's just a waste.. you didn't need to hear it.. not that anyone reads this... I am writing this out of boredom.. OK ENOUGH!!.. I will begin tonights Adventure...
This is not the first time I have gone out to a Party.. nor shall it be the last.. this however was one of my more less exciting adventures... My friends and I were sitting on my front porch as we usually do.. Drinking ofcourse and singing to my Older brother Vincent playing the guitar.. my Friend Wade had smoked some of my house mates cigarettes earlier this evening and thought he was not caught.. My room mate came home and found his cigarette packet empty.. (Just so you guys know I don't smoke... never have.. never will...) So Gareth my room mate comes out and knowing that wade had taken his cigarettes tells wade to leave.. so basicaly me and luke are forced to follow.. we go to the park which is semi near my house and we sit on the fence.. Luke says he needs to go for a s**t.. but doesnt want to go back to my house because of the way we left.. so we didnt... instead we spend an hour searching for leaves that fit the purpose for toilet paper.. so we do this.. then the f** says he doesnt need to go anymore... so we begin to venture towards the party.. I think it was about 10pm at this time.. because of wade being kicked out of my house we left earlier than we usually do.. so ratshit.. we had to carry our drinks.. so we are carrying our drinks towards Chantelles, where everyone is supposed to be... we walk for about half an hour talking about random stuff.. and singing ... we sing stuff from boy bands... who ever doesnt is lying.. so we sang backstreet boys and ventured onwards.. we eventually reached Chantelles... and then see Alexs car.. not there.. so we text that f** and ask where the ******** he is.. then just as we send the text we see him roll up with every one... damn.. so we sit outside Chantelles and talk for like ******** ages.. and then eventually get told to move on by her neighbors.. ratshit right?... so we begin to walk off.. and wade and luke go to Wades house.. and Matt walks back to his.. thats me... so im walking and walking... then I get bored. so I pick up a cat.. I name it Jeff.. just so it isnt awkward calling him cat all the time.. then I pick up a recycling bin.. and decide we need another one.. so I place Jeff in the recycling bin and carry on.. Half way towards home.. Jeff decides hes a f**.. and jumps out and runs home... what a ******** f** cat... so I continue on.. I finally get home and I'm greeted by Gareth who looks ******** Blazed as ********.. then I sit on the couch.. pick up the laptop go on Gaia.. look at My gaia.. change my saying.. and then decide to write in this piece of s**t journal....
Do I ever use this?... Once.. Maybe more.. but only when Im drunk...
 Konoha ANBU Leaf Ninja · Tue Dec 15, 2009 @ 01:26pm · 0 Comments |
