Today I realized that there is no way for my noodly self to be truly complete unless there are meatballs and real eye stalks--not just bouncy antennae. I would sincerely appreciate if these items would be added, and I would like some help creating a petition of sorts. Being the devine creator of all, I could simply force Gaia's creators into making the items by using my noodly appendage. However, this wouldn't be fair. It is better to create a test to find the true believers. Those who truly believe are those who will help me create the petition and will sign it as well as the one on www.venganza.org. The sooner the petition created by the prophet Bobby Henderson is signed, the sooner we can completely fulfill our need for prayer and worship in pirate boats. Let pirates flourish once again! Ramen!
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