+People who quibble about the strength of the word 'hate'.
+People who can't spell: if you've spoken English all your life, it shouldn't be a problem.
+White boys with small asses who still act like they're the s**t and ignore me when I try to make polite conversation. That's just stuck-up.
+Those damn stuck-up white girls who turn up their noses at my afro but associate with those dickass white boys. This is not the end of this rant.
+People who curse unnecessarily.
+Having to go to school with those damn stuck-up boys and girls.
+People who hate because I have an afro and gray eyes. It's my natural hair style, dammit. I am a magical blend of several ethnicities.
+Just to get them out of the way: Ke$ha, Justin Bieber, Twilight, your mother, and Katy Perry.
+'Your mom' jokes. 'Yo momma' jokes are much funnier.
+The 'Grammar Nazi' moniker.
+People who hate cats. Having a cat is like owning a tiny badass ninja that you can pick up and cuddle. And it is currently being proved that cats' purrs can aid the healing process. And they kill cockroaches, which are my greatest enemy.
+Cockroaches. Even the thought of them makes my skin crawl.
+People who say that my liking Papa Roach is 'ironic'. I may have a deathly fear of cockroaches, but that will NOT stop me from enjoying music.
+People who say 'grinds my gears'.
+This list. As I write it I'm getting more and more pissed.
+People who say unicorns are better than dragons. This is not the end of this one either.
+My brother
+That song 'Hey Soul Sister'. Uuuugh.
+Acoustic punk songs. They just make me itch. /shudder
+When people who I live with come into my room. AARGH.
+My brother.
+No, seriously. He is a complete d**k and the only thing WRONG with my life at home and part of the reason why I'm hiding in my room instead of eating.
TO BE CONTINUED.
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Alliteration is kind of hard w/o a thesaurus. I'll just have to rely on my enormous vocabulary.
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I left for like five years and Gaia ate my items