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Even though it may sound fun, it is really quite illegal and frowned upon. That's why it is always better to punch someone...in the baby. That way, no one ever thinks lesser of you than they would if you have just punched someone in the face. Remember, go for the womb rather than the spawn.





It works on guys too. Next time someone messes with you, threaten to punch them "in the baby". They'll back off due to confusion. If not, one good one in the stomach will change their mind.

Do not condone any actual violence. For that too is illegal.