Marche: Hey Chiko! Chiko: What! Marche: Woh, Did you voice change? Chiko: No! I was just doing my Meatwad impression. So what do you want? Marche: Well, apparently Montblanc left a mission for us to do before he died. Chiko: So. Marche: It's says here that we have to do it by the end of today, or we get fed to a black hole. Black hole: FEED ME! Judge: Shut up! We know already! Chiko: Okay, so what's the mission? Marche: Teach at a preschool. Chiko: Piece of cake.
~later that day-at the preschool~
Teacher: Thank you for coming. I'm going to the spa, so good luck. Chiko: Well this sucks. Marche: I know what we can do.*pulls out a guitar and starts to sing* Hey kids, its time to use the "F" word
******** ******** ******** ********...
...living ******** dieing, ******** laughing ******** crying ******** this song, But mostly ******** You ******** love, hate and friends ******** following trends, ******** this song, Cant wait till it ends.
******** everything, But ******** you the most ******** everyone But ******** you the most, With a big rusty pole or a splintery post ******** you the most, ******** you
******** old school ******** new school ******** not cool ******** too cool ******** giving ironically lame ******** giving advice ******** trying to be nice ******** you and you know who you are
******** everything, But ******** you the most ******** everyone But ******** you the most, With a big rusty pole or a splintery post Yeah, ******** you the most, ******** you
******** you, ******** you, ******** you, ******** you, ******** you Chiko: We're ******** screw. Kids: ******** you, ******** you -Teacher walks back in- Teacher: WTF.
~A few hours later~
Black hole: YEAH FOOD! Judge: shut up already*throws Marche and Chiko in* Chiko: Thanks a lot Marche!
Paranoia_favorate · Tue Jul 17, 2007 @ 05:08am · 0 Comments |