wun dai a smol an smexy gurl wuz wolkin daun a strt. her naem woz lilee. she wz on a kwest foar teh winnz. aka rainbowz (r) on da wai she sawd a man naem mikel. he waz liek i haz hedbandz. :F
and she cunversd wif him for long tiem on d waiz for rainboze. untl he gut lagd owt. it wuz laem. dat alwaiz hapnz to hem... aniwaiz. she kpt goin til she got tu rainboze mtn. de home of (r). "heer it iz" she tiped intu msnz tu zabesasafum nd omgwtfmichael. dey tiped back <3 (y)
so shi spendt tree strayt minits climing de mownt of :F's. until zabesasafum tiped less and kild it. yeep. then she woz at de top. de (r) woz amazing. she wnt tu pik it up... untillzz..
4chan faprs apeard in de form ofz a finel fantesy prty apeard. dere wer milyuns. "ONOES" she sed.
sudenly rainbo riley and mesengr miek appeard and joind her prty. it woz and epic battle so lrg that you cudnt even xpect an authr to rite abowt it.
in short. dey wun. lily got de rainbo and dey al went hoem. and fckd sum hoze. dey woz laud.
after de story - lily becam de mega ho and remembrd to maek the sine, miek got a job as a cuul gaii. and stayed as mesengr miek. riley hi fivd lily and bekame co-mega ho.. and got de sine.