Here is a joke for everyone and im sorry if this is offensive to anyone but this is how i was told:
There are 2 rednecks in a bar and one of them says "heck, im tired of being so dumb im going to a community college" so he goes there and meets with the dean of admissions
and the dean says im going to give you the basic classes: writing reading and logic"
and the redneck says "logic? what is that"
and the dean says "well let me show you, do you have a lawn mower",
"why yes i do" says the guy"
and the dean says well then logically i assume you have a lawn",
and the redneck says "why yes i do"
dean:then logically i would assume you have a home
redneck:yes i do have a home
dean:then logically you have a family
redneck:yes i do have a family
dean:then logically you have a wife do you not?
redneck:yes i do have a wife
dean:then logically i assume youre heterosexual
redneck: yes i am
dean well there you go that is logic
redneck:wow and you got all that only because i told you i have a lawn mower? wow
so the redneck goes back to the bar and finds his friend and he says "well im going to college" the other guy says "what are you going to learn?" and the redneck says "im going to take writing and reading and logic"
and to that the other guy says "logic? what is that?" and the guy says "let me show you"
redneck 1: do you have a lawn mower?
redneck 2:no i do not
redneck 1:then youre gay
 yaowzuh · Tue Aug 16, 2005 @ 12:00am · 3 Comments |
