Erik Muffins with Sarah Brightman toppers (complete with laser eyes and zombies) and rat accents baked in the kitchen of Mrs. Lovett for Charles Dance (whose face powder is pink and sparkly) with the help of Biskuits and crows with laser eyes IN SPACE with Prince Raoul (whose nuts are shot off) in a barber's chair getting owned by the maid while Erik reminds himself that he's not used to killing people while Staller gets in on with the new ballerina wearing the steampunk phantom mask, and Erik takes Manhattan on the planet of the Really Useless Group beneath the Adelphi while the Phantom Reviewer looks on bemused at the many antics of the board members getting scared by acid and escaping to the bowels of the Boards where they get embraced by Michael Crawford, who is sadly wearing Julian Sands WIG for a movie directed by Dario's Daughter, who has gotten breast reduction, to the dismay of the male community, and who's movie involves lots of Turkish baths and dwarfs (who are very upsetting) and doves on hats BECAUSE WE GOT HIGH, and running away from a ***** with candy... But oh look a seagull, who is singing "How do you flog a dead horse like a Phantom with a punjab lasso and a barrel of gunpowder?" while watching Phantom 2: The Phantom of Coney Island Once Upon Another Time When Love Never Dies Electric Boogaloo, with Leroux!Erik ties up Christine for banging her head on the wall like a Mexican wrestling Phantom (With a mustache), as the Persian shakes his head at the chaos going on and the admin stops the madness.. "Madness? THIS IS PHANTOM!" said Gerard Butler with Spartan abs while he kicks Carlotta into a hole, while Emmy Rossum glances blankly at the golden leader dude from 300 because Charmedbalthazar has been forced to change the muffins but roseofluna thinks it's just plain fun to change it, while lefan munches on chocolate covered raisins. and even though Erik is currently distracted with sewing his Skeletor costume, he asks if you had a nice walk followed by maniacal laughter. and let's add some peppermint onto the Persian's head, just because Christine has made a hobby out of time travelling, only to find that her best friend Meg looks COMPLETELY different in the past, which makes NO SENSE, but hey, at least she didn't get her head slashed off by Freddy Krueger like poor unfortunate Carlotta, who was admired by Victor from Underworld, and likes eating the heads of little gingerbread men and picking the buttons off while the gingerbread man screams "NOT THE BUTTONS!!!!"
 Rose of Luna · Fri Jul 16, 2010 @ 01:10am · 0 Comments |
