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Well, I beat up my boyfriend in an rp over pm, and he got all "Why you gotta belike that?" and I was all "Dude, it's just an rp." and he's all "You're such a b!tch! It's over!"

NEWAYS, I'm single again. ::sad sigh:: Yeah, oh well...

I have some B-E-A-U-tiful quotes that I'm using in my new story:

1. "Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."
2. "You are depriving some poor village of its idiot."
3. "All that glitters has a high refractive index."
4. "I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!"
5. "Keep honking... I'm reloading."
6. "What is a free gift? I though all gifts were free."
7. "You have a right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and held against you."
8. "Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
9. "Friends help you move. True friends help you move bodies."
10. "All generalizations are false. Including that one. And that one. And..."

(P.S. BotheredNation, if you're reading this... PM ME BACK!!! I'M FICKING BOREDDDD!!!)