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I wrote this as an assignment for Latin, but it came out so goofily random that I thought I'd post it here. FYI: Flint is a parakeet and Jack is a cockateil.

Intro: Flint enters the scene and produces a laser-gun and points it at what
appears at first to be a giant teddy bear (how a bird can hold a gun is
beyond me, so don’t ask. It’s called science fiction for a reason).

Flint: Return the item you stole!

Teddy Bear’s eyes glow red and he smiles at Flint evilly. (apparently he is a villian of evil repute)

TB: (in an evil purr) Why, what an ostentatious little fellow you are. Do you really think you’ve got me? Let me provide some insight into how desparate your current situation is.

*The teddy bear imputes some figures into the computer behind him and the visual on the monitor behind him changes first displaying utter chaos on what was once a peaceful planet then showing Flint’s partner, Jack locked in a cell and his ship captured. Flint doesn’t seem to notice.*

Flint: (in an almost inaudable whisper) What did you call me?

TB: Ostentatious? You really are a fool. Shall I get you a dictionary?

Flint: You said “little,” didn’t you.

TB: (sneers) What of it midget?

Flint: (flying into a rage) I’m not small, or a midget, or little!

*The teddy bear is surprised by the sudden frenzy of our fuming feathered friend and thus doesn’t resist as he’s thrown across the room to hit the wall with a bang.*

<BANG!!!> (Told ya)

TB: (angered, not surprisingly) Why you little pipsqueak!

TB prepares to vaporize Flint, but suddenly his weapon is grabbed away and he finds himself handcuffed.

TB: What?!?!

Jack: You are under arrest.

TB: Eh?!? B-but how?

Jack: I never was captured by you, I just photo-shoped a picture of me into the
feed for the camera so you’d think I was while I systematically took over your ship.

TB: (groans in despair) What are you going to do with me?

Jack: Send you to be Pirate’s new companion.

TB:Who?

Jack: You don’t know Pirate? I’ll call him so you can become aquainted.

*Jack dials his phone.*

Jack: Pirate? There’s someone here to meet you. Now be a good boy and say hello.

Pirate: <Barks>

TB: (listens in horror) Noooooooooooo! I don’t want to be a dog’s chew toy!

Jack: You should’ve thought of that before stealing. Now off you go! (^_^)

*Flint, who’d been staring at them dumbfounded since the sudden appearance of Jack, struggles to regain his composure as the teddy bear leaves.*

Flint: So we came after him for stealing and found out he had a plot for world domination – what luck! By the way Jack, what did the evil Teddy steal from you?

Jack: A plate of pasta, my lunch! (^_^)

*Jack displays the recovered pasta to Flint.*

Flint: What!?! We came all this way and I almost got killed - over pasta?!? Are you crazy?!?

Jack: Don’t forget we discovered a plot to take over the universe. And yes, pasta. Do you have a problem with that?

Flint: AAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!!

Finis (^_^)