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1.Ask him if the reason he never seems to bathe is because he smells like wet dog when he's done.

2.Take a store bought Tetsusaiga (found at any participating Wal-Mart, K-mart, or corner gas station) and give it to him anonymously. Watch from a distance as he tries to use it.

3.Walk up to him, sneeze, and say 'Damn, there must be a stupid dog around here. Things should all be shot.'

4.Leave a bottle of VERY strong perfume near him.

5.Better yet, douse him in it.

6.Even better, if the stuff is flammable, light him up.

7.Dress up as a black cat and cross his path.

8.Repeat the above several times; in quick succession, if you can manage it.

9.Ask him if he wants to play fetch.

10.Use a store-bought Tetsusaiga as the stick.

11.Use a store bought Tenseiga as the stick.

12.Use a store-bought Sounga as the stick.

13.Introduce him to the modern world.

14.Introduce him to Michael Jackson, and tell him that he is after Rin. (be prepared to run backwards)

15.Show him a wall-scroll of himself.

16.Drug him and stick him in a room full of fangirls.

17.Rabid fangirls.

18.Deprived rabid fangirls.

19.Call him Sesshou.

20.If you're brave, call him Sesshy.

21.If you're brave and have that VERY strong perfume on hand, call him Fluffy-kins.
Throw it and run. Fast.

22.Jump out of nowhere and huggle him. Watch out for his armor.

23.Steal Tokijin and replace it with a cheap plastic katana.

24.Auction it off at the nearest village. Make the auction very public.

25.Give him a sit-necklace.

26.(I'll have more ideas later. Give some suggestions!)