This about the time I got into a fight with that b***h Ino. (( I hate that b***h. XD ))
This is what happen in an rp... Just having fun if you are Naruto or a fan of hot chick fights. Randomness ish bliss and that's what this rp ish about. XD
It all started when I hero of the story was training in the training area and Rock Lee my lover (( Yes I luff him ******** j00. I luffies teh Chilli Bowl haircut. <3 )) comes to get me for snuggle time but I sneeze and set the training area on fire. I have to talk with Tsunade-baachan and so on. I'm not going to give it all away. X3
Kei: Hiyahhhh !!!! * She jumps in the air and kicks a punching bag hard. Upon impact she backflips and lands 30 yards away in the training area. The bag explodes and sand leaks on the ground. * Darn I broke it... I'll have to practice with rocks and trees in the forest...
Lee: * Laughs then runs over and pounces you and kisses you * Hey my love.....* Huggles her * I've missed you... (( Lee ish played by a friend. ))
Kei: * She squeaks and falls over. * Heyas. :3 You caught meh in the middle of training... I think I'm ready for weights now. :3 I can't wait until I'm a genin like you. Then we can go on missions together. :3 <3
Lee: * Smiles and nods. * Neither can I ...... It'll be great ! ^_^ !
Kei: * She dances around hyperly. * :3
Lee: * Laughs and smiles. * So full of energy aren't you?
Kei: Ahhhh... ahhhhh.... ahhhhh... CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! * Sneezes out a large stream of fire and sets the building on fire. * Mew ! O_O !!!
Lee: * Blinks then gets a buck of water while some of the other ninja use water jutsu to put it out. * O_O !!!
* Two of the of the 5th's body gaurds appears. *
Random Boydguard: I'm sorry but we'll have to Kei for minute ....
Another Random Bodyguard: She's not introuble but we do need to know about our little friend...
Lee: * Takes her arm. * I'll take her to see Godiame Tsunade myself...
Keisume: Mew ! * Squeaks as her arm is grabbed. * Not so rough Lee-smepai...
Lee: * Nods. * Sorry honey.....* Takes her hand gently. * Lets go....
Kei: Ok Mew.
Lee: * Takes you down the path up to Lady Tsunade's quarters and knocks on the door. *
Shizune: Come in...
Tsunade: * Finishes up another stack of paperwork. *
Kei: Mew... Am I in trouble ? * She said as they enter. * I didn't mean to break your stuff and set it on fire... I just learned how to use a new power...
Lee: * Nods and pleads some. * I know she didn't mean it Tsunade-Sama....... She sneezed and flames just shot out like a explosion of power.....
Tsunade: Leave us Lee... I'd like to speak with Keisume by herself. And no she isn't in trouble...
Lee: * Feels somewhat worried but turns to you and kisses your cheek and walks out slowly shutting the door...... Starts pacing outside. * >_>
Kei: * Kei and Tsunade spoke for 30 minutes. Kei finally left Tsunade's office with a large tray off cookies. * I'm back. mmmmmm.... * Nibbles. * <3 !
Lee: * Theres a hole in the floor from pacing and I look up at you. * So what happened?.....
Kei: We was talking about my past. Like where I'm from. What race I am. My culture. My people's powers and so on... I take my test on Friday to become a genin.
Lee: * Smiles some and nods. * Well.... I want you to study and be prepared ok?
Kei: Yeah. Of cousre. :3
Lee: * Smiles. * Good..... Now come on..... I'll buy us some ramen.....<3 !
Kei: Yay ! :3 ! Ramen ramen ramen ramen RAMEN !!! :3 <3 !!!!
Lee: * Smiles and takes your hand and leads you out of Tsunade's quarters and towards the nearest Ramen shop. *
Kei: * She bounces happily as he leads. *
Lee: * We sit down at a ramen shop and I order us some..... I hand you your bowl. * Here you are honey......<3
Kei: Yay ! * She inhales it including the bowl. * :3 ! domokun
Shikamaru, Ino and Chouji: O_O;;;;
Chouji: Now that's what I call a woman ! * Hearts for eyes. <3_<3 heart
Lee: O_O!!!!! * Huggles you and laughs. * That's my Kei....<3
Kei: * Giggles and nuzzles up against him while spitting out the bowl onto his counter without spitting out any noodles or soup. * :3
Lee: * Smiles and kisses your cheek. * Impressive!!...<3
Kei: * She smiles brightly with both cheeks full of ramen as she chews it up and shallows even though it was scolding hot it didn't affect her any. * Yummy :3
Lee: XD * Holds her closer then waves at Ino, Shika, and Cho. * Hiya guys......
Kei: * She smiles brightly flashes a bright clean smile. Proudly showing off her small but sharp fangs and normal human teeth as steam leaks from her mouth showing how hot the ramen was. * Hiyas ! I'm going to be a genin soon. :3
Chouji: that's great!
Shikamaru: congrats.....but all in all it's so troublesome......
Ino: That's good but you'll still have to work very hard to be a cute as me. (( See she started it by being a stuckup whore. X3 ))
Shikamaru: Ino......shut up already....
Chouji: Uh oh.......
Kei: Mew... Ino-chan... But you're a ninja why do you care about your looks... No one looks at your face they look at your skills and if Shirka-kun and ChouChou-kun looked at your looked they'd be killed...
Ino: * Glares at Kei angrily as she continues. *
Kei: * Smiles brightly having no idea she was pissing Ino off. * Besides it's a good thing you're not all that cute anyway.
Lee: * I blink some and sighs. * Oh dear sweet merciful lord........ >_<
Ino: * Face turn bright red from anger. * What was that you badly tanned brown and blue furball !?
Shikamaru: Girls are so troublesome... -.-
Chouji: Chick fight !
Lee: * Glares. * Ino!!!!! enough!!! You know damn well she didn't mean it like that...... Calm down!
Kei: Tanned.... Did you say I was tanned ? * Big red vain pops up on her head. *
Lee: * Sighs. * Oh s**t..... * Gets in between the both of you. *..... Enough!!!...
* Hearing there was a chick fight male ninja's both male and female all ages appear to see who it was. *
* Sakura appears up out of nowhere. *
Lee: ' Great....now Kei has reinforcements. ' * I thought. * This is bad...... Really really bad......
Kei: You listen here you fake a** barbie doll. I'm black not tanned, just black and I am not the one to ******** with... * Looks her up and down and rolls her neck ghetto style while waving her finger. * (( Black folks you know what I'm talking about. )) You racist Sasuke bleach blonde crackwhore fangirl !
Lee: * Blinks at kei's remark to Ino. * Damn..... that was harsh..... Exellent comeback...... but harsh.....
O_o
Sakura: HELL YEAH!!! TELL HER OFF KEI-CHAN!!!!! TELL THAT FAT INO PIG b***h OFF!!!!! * Inner Sakura unsleashed. *
O_o
Ino: Grrrrr.... I'll kill you !!! And at least saying you was tanned gave you an excuse for being so damned ugly, you flea and tick infested burnt chirspy pile of crap !
Kei: WHAT !?!?!?! ->_<- !!!!! * Let's out a huge lion's roar breaking several glass windows from the sound's vibration. *
Lee: Holy s**t! O_O * Blinks at the breaking windows and broken and gets in between you both and holds you both back.......it's not easy either...* Stop it!!
Kei: b***h I'll kill you !!! * Gently picks up Lee and sits him on the counter and dives at Ino pulling her hair and headbutting her in the face. * Roar ! Feel the power of a real Katorian b***h !
Kakashi: * Hiding in the crowd. * Rip her top off ! (( Wtf ? ))
Lee: * Blinks....never seeing this side of Kei before... not to mention she just picked him up like a piece of paper... O_O*
Naruto: Wow.... She's a monster!!!...... O_O.....
Neji: Looks who's talking, Fox boy...
TenTen: No she's just a pissed off girl.
Lee: * Blinks and rushes over and trys to pry you off of Ino. * Honey that's enough if you don't stop you'll kill her!....
Shikamaru: ...Man..... I'd hate to be Lee right now..... * Sighs. *
Ino: That's what I'm talkin' about b***h. Kicks Kei in the face and knocks her back a bit. *
Kei: * Growls angrily with a muddy shoe print on her face. *
Lee: * Gets hit by the force of Ino knocking you into me and i hit the wall of the ramen shop. * AHHH!
Ino: * Falls over laughing. * That's a good look for you. You fugly little alley cat ! XD (( I am not FUGLY !!! Roar !!! ))
Gai: Rip her top off ! * Hidding with Kaka. * (( Double Wtf-ness. XD Old a** perverts. XD ))
Lee: * Shakes my head and touches my forehead.....feeling lightheaded. * ....ahhh.....my...my head.....
Kei: * Wraps her tail around Ino's neck throws into large puddle of water Which Kakashi put there with one of Zabuza's water jutsus he stole. * (( Kaka ish ebil. )) * Keisume runs over and grab Ino by her shirt Ino pushes Kei away causing her rip off Ino's shirt finally. * (( XD ))
Lee: * Is knocked out. * X_X......* Still. *
* Sakura walks over to Lee and uses smelling to wake him up. * Um... Lee-san I think you need to see this....
* Ino and Kei kept rip off each other's clothes until they was in their undergarmets fighting. * (( Bra and panties for you retards or pervs. X3 ))
Gai: * Laughs like an idiot-baka and nudges Kakashi. * Make it rain...
Lee: * Wakes up and sees you both fighting and blinks several times then hears Gai and Kakashi and appears in front of them....angry as all hell. *.... GAI SENSEI!!!!
Kakashi: Hi Lee =D * Smiles behind his mask. *
Gai: * Waves and thumbs up making his teeth flash. * =D
Lee: * Glares at them and opens the first three gate of Chakra and my skin turns red. *....* Pissed off glare. *
* Men all over the place having nose bleeds. Neji, Shino, and Shikamaru hiding their nose bleeds. *
Kiba and Akamaru: * Howls like wolves on crack like in the old cartoon where a dude sees a hot chick. *
Hinata: * Stares at all the turned on men and hopes to god she won't get raped because she's not into the mood to kick a** today. *
Ino: * Has Kei in a headlock while Kei bites Ino's arm over and over and elbowing her in the mid-section. *
Lee: Samani....Somon no Keimon....KAI!!...( the third gate.......gate of Life....Open!!)
Kakashi: Oh s**t... o.o
Lee: * Glares and and Opens the Forth. * SAMANI NO!!! TSUKO KEI SOMON!!! KAI!!! ( the forth gate!!!! GATE OF PAIN!!! OPEN!!!)
* Kakashi and Gai run in two seperate directions. *
Naruto: This is the kind of thing that brings Ero Sennin out...
* Everyone doesn't know weather to look at Lee or the 2 chicks fighting so Naruto poofs into 2. *
Lee: * Ignore Kakashi and runs strait to Ino and you....the ground spilting apart and bursting into flames. *
(( Wtf happens next you ask ? I don't know yet. X3 We didn't finish. X3 ))
