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*This is just for fun, and I'm not racist or sexist or anything. I just found this on a web.





Aquarius- Jan. 23~ Feb. 19
You are very creative and has a liberal characteristic. You lie really well. And because you are a psycho, you repeat same mistake over and over again. Everyone thinks you are super f**.

Pisces- Feb. 20~ Mar. 20
Because of your vivid imagination, you think the CIA and FBI are chasing you. You have no effect on your friends. People can't be with you, because they all hate your beliefs that you are talented and acting all boastful. You don't really have self consciousness. Mostly, the geeky people are Pisces.

Aries- Mar. 21~ Apr. 20
You are the dictator type. So you think everyone else is your servants? You criticize others without thinking, you don't have patience, and you don't listen to what others say to you. There is nothing you can do to others except to make their life miserable. In one word, you are an a*****e.

Taurus- Apr. 21~ May 21
You are thoughtful and patience. But, you can't solve problems at once, so for you to make a decision, it takes a thousand years and you don't take back your decision no matter what. Most people think you are a simple minded person.

Gemini- May 22~ June 21
Your thinking ability is fast and intelligent. But reason why people like you is because you are a bisexual. You don't really do things right, but you believe you did and get the super afterblow. And Gemini people are famous for commiting incest.

Cancer- June22~ July22
You care about other deeply and understand their problems, but that actually means that people think you are their servant. You always delay what you are supposed to do. So you can not escape from being the target of government welfare and has no value. People in jail are usually Cancer.

Leo- July 23~ Aug. 23
You think you are born with leadership, but people think you are a natural idiot. Most of Leo are gritch, human trash, and can't withstand critics on you. Most Leo are thefts and rapist.

Virgo- Aug. 24~ Sep. 23
A theoratical person like you can't withstand chaos and disorder. You have no use, so you just make people's life disguisting. You are cold and lack of emotion, so you even sleep during ***. Jobs suitable for Virgo are bus drivers or whores.

Libra- Sep. 24~ Oct. 23
Because you are rich of artistic characteristic, you can't adapt the reality. People of this zodiac is very rare to be hired and earn money. Most women of Libra are whores. No wonder why Most of the Libra die from sexually transmitted diseases.

Scorpio- Oct. 24~ Nov. 23
A zodiac with the worst life! You have the businessmanship, so you are not trustworthy. You take the best way to success, but it is only because you don't have a singel gram of moral. Which means you are worser than bacteria. That is why most of Scorpio gets murdered.

Sagittarius- Nov. 24~ Dec. 21
Optimistic and passionate, but you only wishes for shortcuts and you are reckless. You have no talent. Most Sagittarius are alcoholic and you don't worth anything.

Capricorn- Dec. 22~ Jan. 22
Conservative and afraid to do adventures. You are naturally a coward and birdbrain. It is really hard to find famous people who are Capricorn. It is better to commit suicide.