Captain Jack: "So... let me get this straight... We're... on jet skis..."
Bam: "Right."
Captain Jack: "And... we're using whales instead of speed boats..."
Bam: "Correct."
Captain Jack: "Then... we're going to Alaska."
Bam: "You got it, Jacko. cool "
Kuro: "Creative, isn't he? xd "
Sakura: *snores*
Bam: "... What happened to those buttrock awesome sharks?"
Captain Jack: *sigh*
Daku: "HEEEEELP!!! PLEEEAAAASE!!! gonk "
Sakura: *opens one eye* "Wake up and go to sleep!!"
Daku: "HELP ME!!"
Kuro: "Was that... Daku? I heard someone screaming."
Bam: "Well of course you did." *brushes Kuro's ear* "You can hear everything with those satelite dishes... cool "
Daku: "... Stop making fun of her!!" *is being eaten alive*
Kuro: *blushes* sweatdrop "Yeeaaah I'm an Elf..."
Bam: "Those are f***ing awesome long f***ing ears. cool "
Pierre: "We should write a song about them! biggrin "
David: "WRITE! WRITE! WRITE! I AM DAVID! domokun "
Kuro: *blushes even more* sweatdrop
Bam: "Oh, dude... we can't go to f***ing Alaska! Where the hell would we skateboard?!" surprised
Pierre: "... *gasp* You're right...!" eek
Bam: "TURN, MY BLUBBERY FRIENDS! TURN! domokun "
*the whales... um... teleport to Miami beach*
Captain Jack: "... Funny little world, isn't it? neutral " *crosses arms and watches impatiently*
Daku: "HEEEEY!!! gonk crying "
Kuro: "Sweeeet!"
Bam: *picks her up and tosses her into the swimming pool of gravy... this is... amongst the meny other random pools of... stuff* "Ha ha!! domokun "
Kuro: "SICK! eek " *is all crapped up with gravy*
Pierre: "AHAHAHAHA!!" xd
David: "It is to laugh!" *throws his guitar at Kuro*
Bam: "Gravy swimmer, gravy suck***!! whee " *pushes David and Pierre in* "AHAHAHA!! xd "
Kuro: *sigh* "... Well.. I guess it... is kind of fu-- *SMASH*"
*Pierre and David smash into her, and Kuro is somehow scrunched into a little 6 inch tall... thing*
Bam: "... WTF? xd It's a little f***ing midget Elf! Dude, that is... f***ing awesome! xd "
Kuro: *talks in a really high, squeaky voice* "What the hell?"
Sakura: *snores* *is hit with a Martian space ship* *still snores*
Bam: "Oh ***** that's funny! xp " *points at Kuro and falls over laughing*
Kuro: *climbs out of gravy* "... Well f*** this..." *waddles away*
Bam: *sits up* "... Oh-oh catch her!! Hurry, catch the little cool thing!!"
Pierre: *gurgle* x__X
Captain Jack: "... I just don't care anymore u_u... screw this story, I'm leaving."
to be continued...
 PirateElf · Sat Jan 01, 2005 @ 10:09pm · 1 Comments |
