So, in a not so happy mood, I'll chronicle happy things to confuse and astound the reader.
'cept, nothing is that cool.
My college schedule sucks.
I have no car.
If I had a car, I would swiftly wrap it around a light post.
I have no job.
I would be fired anyway for being a klepto.
But, you know, "always look on the bright side of life."
At least I'm not a fat emo b***h.
OH! NO WAIT! I have good news.
Nevermind.
I'll stick with not being a fat emo b***h before I dig my grave a little too deep.
'cept, nothing is that cool.
My college schedule sucks.
I have no car.
If I had a car, I would swiftly wrap it around a light post.
I have no job.
I would be fired anyway for being a klepto.
But, you know, "always look on the bright side of life."
At least I'm not a fat emo b***h.
OH! NO WAIT! I have good news.
Nevermind.
I'll stick with not being a fat emo b***h before I dig my grave a little too deep.
