here are some of my favorite quotes: "But it goes up to 11"
"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." ~ Rodney Dangerfield
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "Woo Hoo -- What a Ride!!"
"they that can give up essential liberty in exchange for a bit of temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" ~Ben Franklin
"I'd rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I'm not" ~Kurt Cobain
And the lord said unto John, "Come first and receive eternal life." But John came 5th, and recieved a toaster.
"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations." - David Friedman
"One of the serious problems in planning the fight against American doctrine, is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine." - From a Soviet Junior Lt's Notebook
"A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking." - Arthur Block
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world... those who want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!" - Anonymous
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink." - Lady Astor to Winston Churchill "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." - His reply
"But why is the rum gone?" ~Captain Jack Sparrow
"We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time." ~Tommy Lee
Thermonuclear_Suppository · Mon Aug 14, 2006 @ 03:19am · 2 Comments |