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NEW DIET AND EVERYING! I HATE BEIN HUMAN!!
"Can't. Eat. Can't. Sleep. Can't. Do. Any. Thing."
Each time a word came out of her mouth, Koopa's head slammed against a wall in Tina's kitchen. Tina was sitting at the table, sipping tea.
"Well at least I can keep my refrigerator full for once."
"Screw you..."
"Already got someone for that, hun."
"...I really didn't need that image in my head..."
"Sorry, but you are the one that brought it up." Tina laughed to herself as she set her cup down. "Now what's this about you sleeping? You've slept well. 7 hours."
"Only seven! Do you know how long I ususually sleep!?"
"Um...eight?"
"Try 12."
"That's not healthy..."
"Neither is bein a vegan."
Tina growls and silences herself by finishing off her tea.
Koopa sits her self across the table from Tina and lets head hit it's surface.
"God I'm usless..."
"Well...At least I know you'll be easy to catch now when I turn into a naga"
"Kiss my a**, Tina."
"How long those this last?"
"Dunno. The first time, It lasted for a week. Second time, about three days. I'll give it...hmm...5 days."
"Are you sure?"
Koopa sighed, "Well I...wait..."
Tina looked at her curiously. As Koopa sat up laughing, Tina stared and started to speak in a worried tone, "...sis?"
Koopa smiled, showing off her feline fangs in her evilish grin. "Let's make that four days."
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