Money, that is the key to life... Domo is the key to err... a furry, bullet-shaped hair ball that has razor sharp teeth and can uhh.. cut through anything! But the keyblade... that, my friends, is the key to happiness. Without the keyblade, you will not be able to seal the mystical keyholes, like your butt, for instance. Have you ever felt like you could not stop taking craps, I mean like its your fifth crap in the same day, with one swing of the keyblade, you can seal up your bunghole and wait 'til your need to pooh passes by. Within a day or two, the seal will be broken, and you will once again be able to rid your body of it's wastes...
don't expect to be safe from explosions after the process is completed, also, keyblades may only be weilded by keyblade masters, kings, really dark and gothic people that have white shaggy hair and are obsessed with traveling and darkness, girls that are in love with a keyblade weilder, or a keyblade weilder's nobody
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