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Continued Stupidity PART 4 |
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Captain Jack: "Who the hell is Viva la Bam?"
Bam: "... I am... your worse nightmare." neutral
Captain Jack: "... Get off my ship!" *aims gun at Bam*
Kuro: "Oh, Jack! Don't shoot him!" gonk
Bam: "... Don't worry, sweetie... I'll take care of this." *walks over to Captain Jack and takes off his sunglasses* "You wanna go, old man?"
Captain Jack: "... Old man?"
Daku: *muttering angrily*
David: "... Err..." *takes out bass guitar* "If it wasn't for Simple Plan, the world would of fell apart long ago!"
Pierre: "Amen!"
Bam: *puts up fists and strifes*
Captain Jack: "... You're crazy..."
Bam: "... Yeah actually I am..."
Sakura: "... You know what... screw this story... I'm going to Gumby land! Nobody kills each other there!"
Kuro: "But... that's for clay people..."
Bam: "Hey, watch this." *lights the fireworks set up on the roof* "... And tilt them... 30 degrees to the... interweb..."
Captain Jack: "... You need help."
Bam: "Yes, I do. Light the ones on the other side."
Daku: "... This can only mean one thing." stare
Kuro: "... Be careful on that roof... I'll go get Sad Joe."
David: "YOU KNOW SAD JOE?!"
Kuro: "YEAH!"
David: "He's like... Our secret backup vocals, dude!!"
Bam: *watches the fireworks shoot through the bottom of the ship, giggling* "Well, now we're going to sink! Yay!"
Captain Jack: "WHY YOU!!!"
Kuro: "My beautiful ship!" gonk
Bam: "Oh, don't worry, hun, we can alsways escape on... Jet skies!!" *pulls outs 6 pairs of jet skies from no where*
Daku: "You're annoying Kuro, human, now leave!"
Bam: "F*** you." cool
Kuro: "He's not annoying me!" eek
Pierre: "Yeah, so shut up, shut up, shut up, don't wanna hear it! Get out, get out, get out, get out of my way! Step up, step up, step up, you'll never stop me! Nothing you say today is gonna bring me doooown!"
Bam: "... You guys didn't do your jobs..."
*David and Pierre look at each other*
Captain Jack: "Can we please get of this ship before we all drown?"
Bam: "Uno par para mí, uno par para Kuro, uno par para David, uno par para Pierre, uno par parro Captain Jack, y uno par para... Sakura." *hands them all a pair of jet skies*
Daku: "... I'm the spanish speaking person..." stare
Pierre: "... How are we gonna use jet skies without a motorboat?"
Bam: "We're gonna do it my way. cool We'll be pulled by... killer whales! w00t!" *hooks up all the whales*
Kuro: "Dude! Awesome!"
David: "Wake up Sakura, we're going back to Miami."
Bam: "Miami? I don't think so. That wouldn't be very bamtasitc. We're going to... ALASKA! domokun "
David: "... Um... YAAAY!"
Captain Jack: "This is insane..."
*everyone jumps off the ship as their whales start swimming*
Kuro: "... Hey... this is pretty fun!"
Sakura: *sleeping on the jet skies*
Bam: "... Lets make it even funner... and add some rabid great whites to chase us!!"
*helicopters drop evil great whites into the water behind them, but instead of goign after the jet skies they surround Daku who is still on the sinking boat*
Daku: "Guys? sad Guys, come back! How am I supposed to get off of here?!" gonk
Bam: "... I lied." cool
David: "Nobody likes you, Daku."
To be continued...
 PirateElf · Thu Dec 23, 2004 @ 02:18pm · 2 Comments |
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